You know you don’t get extra points for using the word audacious, don’t you?
Are you aware there isn’t really a prize for whoever makes the last post?
So why are we still doing this?
Would basic Doper perversity cover it?
Did you guys know that this is my favorite thread right now? Are you glad?
Do you think this is a gun in my pocket? Bear in mind I’m in the UK, m’kay?
Are you trying to make me happy?
Oh, you so want me to say “Yes”, don’t you? Another time, maybe?
Do the rest of us really need to hear this?
Are you jealous?
You think it’s possible for anyone to be jealous of you?
Why would you think it isn’t?
Can we stay on topic, please gentlemen?
We’ve already answered that question, haven’t we?
Have we?
Doesn’t anyone think I deserve points for audacious?
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Are you trying to curry favour with the judges? Who are the judges?
Can’t we just appoint someone to be a judge?
Do you have someone in mind?
Did you want me to step up?
Can I be a judge? pleeze?