…Can I be a judge?
>.>
(Cheating? Who me?)
What makes you qualified to be a judge?
Do you not see my hat?!
So, you didn’t get the “no hats on Tuesday” memo?
I didn’t authorize that, did I?
Wait, it’s Tuesday?
You think it is?
Isn’t time subjective?
Am I the only one here procrastinating instead of doing work?
Do you doubt it?
Why would I have any reason to doubt it?
Was that directed to you?
Why would you have such reason?
Say… have any of you seen the Lotus Boob?
Isn’t that restricted content?
Really? How come?
Who here thinks that anything with the word ‘boob’ in it will always be good fun?
Should I take it you’ve never seen a fat chick in a boob tube?
Is it really necessary to use the word “fat” to describe the chick?
Did you know I am underwhelmed by Texas?
Is that allowed in here?
Does anyone anywhere forbid being underwhelmed by Texas?