You’re kidding me, surely?
I’m guessing… no?
Is it my turn to guess?
Where are my frog legs?!
Does anyone want to play a game?
Something fun, like Global Thermonuclear War?
Can I push this big red button?
Can I duck?
Could you at least wait until I can reach the deep underground shelter with Keira Knightley and a lifetime supply of beer?
Will you please close the door?
Can you stop with all the mental images?
Are you talking to me, or chewing a brick?
What’s wrong with chewing bricks?
Bluing chicks?
Brewing chicks?
Are you a bit confused?
Keira and I would say that’s obvious; wouldn’t you?
Is anything obvious?
Can I help you find your glasses?
Do I need my glasses to be obtuse?
Can you still pour beer in them?