The question game

You’re kidding me, surely?

I’m guessing… no?

Is it my turn to guess?

Where are my frog legs?!

Does anyone want to play a game?

Something fun, like Global Thermonuclear War?

Can I push this big red button?

Can I duck?

Could you at least wait until I can reach the deep underground shelter with Keira Knightley and a lifetime supply of beer?

Will you please close the door?

Can you stop with all the mental images?

Are you talking to me, or chewing a brick?

What’s wrong with chewing bricks?

Bluing chicks?

Brewing chicks?

Are you a bit confused?

Keira and I would say that’s obvious; wouldn’t you?

Is anything obvious?

Can I help you find your glasses?

Do I need my glasses to be obtuse?

Can you still pour beer in them?