Maybe you mean his goggles?
Is that what you kids are calling them these days?
Do you think you can just pop in at this late stage in the game, and dismiss us that easily?
Who are you to address me in such a tone?
Shall I up my pitch a notch?
Castrato?
Are you trying to frighten me?
Is it just me, or is it working?
Why do I have such a dirty mind? Why is it that no matter what the topic, I can pervert it?
You poked who now?
Who said anything about poking?
You didn’t hear it?
Okay, who’s doing the poking? Is this a private orgy, or can anyone join in?
That depends; have you bathed recently?
How recently?
Do you want to sniff my neck?
Isn’t that better than the alternatives?
You mean his feet?
Whose feet? Santa’s?
Are you being naughty?