Why are you pointing fingers?
Yeah, who died and made you Grand Poobah?
Didn’t you get the Memos about the new administrative changes around here?
Can I be Grand Poobah?
Do you have horns in your headgear?
SSG Schwartz
What do you think he is, a Viking? What are you, nuts? Don’t you know the proper headgear for a Grand Poobah?
Perhaps you’re mistaking me for the leader of the Order of the Water Buffalo’s leader?
Why do you think fisha is a he? Is this the Order of the Wart hog? Or am I mistaken?
SSG Schwartz?
Fisha isn’t a he?
Any tips on figuring Roosh’s question out?
What would you suggest?
So wait… Fisha, what gender ARE you?
Would you be able to demonstrate?
SSG Schwartz
In what way?
You mean how?
Ok, how?
Would I be asking you to demonstrate if I knew how? 
Could someone, please, show what gender he/she is?
SSG Schwartz
Would this ping pong ball be able to help?
How far can you shoot it?
SSG Schwartz