And where is the garden hose?
Why do you ask me? Is it because I am a man I should know where the hose is? Where is the fabric softener?
SSG Schwartz
Liquid or sheets?
Acid or fabric softener?
Are my shorts starched again?
SSG Schwartz
Did I get your panties in a twist?
Weren’t you the one who’s use of panties I defended?
SSG Schwartz
Who said I use panties?
Isn’t it easy to tell when I have stayed up past my bedtime?
How you doin’?
SSG Schwartz
You ready to make that call on the gender, Schwartz?
May the Schwartz be with you?
Would it be okay to bring my ‘Dark Helmet’ along for the Schwartz?
Why doesn’t anyone ever answer my questions?
Is there a reason your questions don’t correspond to the previous one?
Would the next person who makes a Spaceballs reference because of my name please choke yourself?
SSG Schwartz
So… did anyone find out the gender issue yet?
Why do you think I have gender issues?
Why would you have gender issues?
SSG Schwartz
Is this a campaign against a certain gender?