Why does a thread always have to be about politics?
Hey, we’re Dopers, aren’t we?
And you’d think Dopers would know to know what page the thread is on, wouldn’t you?
Why start now?
So wait, should we sprinkle in a few Doper Memes to allow this thread to reach a classic status?
Did Opal ask us to?
Do I look fat in this outfit?
There’s no right answer to that question, is there?
Are you always so pessimistic?
Maybe Cecil knows the right answer to that question?
Who is Cecil again?
More like who isn’t Cecil these days?
Has a Cecil ever been a Postmaster General?
SSG Schwartz
And where’d that yak go?
Was he wearing a jacket when he left?
SSG Schwartz
And ewww, why’d he leave this bucket of jizz?
Is it morning already?
Would you like a piece of gum?
Does my breath smell?
:: sniffs :: Have you been drinking from the bucket?