Is this an all-out gross-fest now?
Isn’t there any way we can stop the madness?
Can you go first?
Are we really doing this again?
SSG Schwartz
Wait, is there a prize for killing this monster of a thread?
If there is, have I won yet?
Wouldn’t a Mod win it?
If I’m the boss, why do I have to leave the house before dawn in -10 weather?
Did you say “Bye, Opal!” before you left?
Don’t you think even Opal is tired of that schtick by now?
Why do you always say “tomfoolery” instead of “schtick”???
But he didn’t, did he?
Aren’t they basically the same thing?
Can’t we say something else instead of the cliched “Hi Opal”?
Why do you keep on assuming I am a man?
Wait… didn’t we resolve this issue? Did we get it wrong?
Should we really be drawing the attention of the mods?
And if we do so, does second to last post win the thread?
Maybe you should go back to the pertinent posts and read for comprehension?
That didn’t come across as snarky, did it?
You know I wouldn’t mean it that way, right?
Are you being mistaken for Dan Fisha again?
SSG Schwartz