Why did you bring up yak jizz?
You can actually keep it down?
You can’t?
You ain’t trying to start something here, LOUNE, are you?
SSG Schwartz
Is rhetoric allowed?
Why wouldn’t it be?
Am I drunk yet?
Why else would you have made out with the naked President Bush and then bring up the contents of the punch bowl all over Barney?
What the deuce? I thought you were out looking for Red Rackham’s treasure?
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Are you fishing for a compliment?**
- Boo! Hiss! I’ve spoiled the flow. Sorry guys and gals.
Are you trying to lure me into saying something I might regret?
Do you think everything is about you?
Have I misunderstood solipsism?
Is this the queue for the buffet?
Did you learn nothing from your ‘incident’ last year involving the smoked salmon pâté?
How smoked salmon ever be a bad thing?
Can you put a positive gloss on explosive diarrhoea?
Positive gloss or semi-gloss?
How about a nice eggshell finish?
What makes you think that’s going to fool anyone?