The question game

Stupidity?

You calling me stupid?

What if I am? What are you going to do about it?

I luffs you. Will you marry me? hic…burp.

Didn’t you notice she’s wandered over to the smoked salmon?

**I thought I was talking to the smoked salmon? **

What is wrong with you?

What makes you think there’s anything wrong? Is it the tears? The wailing? The barrage of banshee shrieks?

The scorch marks?

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Am I caught in a landslide, or did Freddie Mercury have it all wrong?

Are you trying to upset me? Didn’t you know how much I loved Freddy Mercury?

Don’t you think this thread is getter rather silly?

Do you really need to ask?

Do you need to question everything?

Are you asking me?

I’m asking you if you can think of a question which does not allow a relevant question to be asked in response?

What if I can’t do that?

Are you suggesting that this game is ultimately futile?

Isn’t everything?

Do you think… nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me?