It’s funny. The Zyban commercials all say that one of the side effects is sleeplessness, but when I picked up my first 'script there was a warning sticker on the phial reading: ‘may cause drowsiness’(!), and another saying not to use alcohol when taking this drug.
Hmmm…
Well, I’ve always had trouble falling asleep, so Zyban didn’t really bother me that way. (I can’t understand the warning labels, though…)
I did find myself a bit wired sometimes, almost as if I was on some kind of mild speed, but hey, it’s an antidepressant, right?
It really does quell the cravings. Really. I smoked for twenty-five years, and after two weeks of taking Zyban while smoking I was amazed at the change in my physical urges.
I’m married almost seven years, never smoked in the house. Call me whipped; smokers’ houses stink. So if I wanted a smoke, I had to go outside. Watching the tube for an hour would find me going outside during at least three commercial breaks.
On Zyban I was going outside once, and not particularly enjoying it, either.
My wife’s insurance plan (Cygna) wouldn’t cover Zyban, so I had to pay for it myself. At Genovese it was $104.00(US). I wound up getting the last two months worth at CostCo for $85.00. That’s about what I’d pay for a month’s worth of cigarets (if I bought a month’s worth at one time.)
Someone at my wife’s company got the insurance plan to cover it by having his doctor prescribe it as Welbutrin(sp?) which is the antidepressant. Same stuff apparently. Something to remember…
Another reason to use Zyban and not the patch or gum: Get the nicotine out of your bloodstream. This way in one year or so, you can reapply for your all-important Life insurance policies as a non-smoker and get a cheaper rate. They’ll want to do a blood test and one year is about how long I’ve heard you have to wait for it all to wash out of your system.
The patch also irritated the hell out of whatever skin I put it on, and I really felt NO effect from it whatsoever.
Anyway, to Satan and everyone else, good luck.
You’d think that Superman would be a good person to invite to a barbecue but trust me, he’s not. I mean, sure he can cook the hot dogs fast with his heat vision, but they all taste of charred eye boogers.