Finally finished my fuckin’ taxes. I’m never moving to New York again! Their boxes and descriptions for apportioning deductions are completely incomprehensible.
Fucking bunion:(:mad:
I’m curious what increased the phosphorus intake in your diet? Good luck with the dialysis, I hope for the best possible outcome for you.
That leads to a rant of my own: I’m currently losing one of my clients, a very nice and interesting man, to end-stage renal failure. I suppose with a project that focuses specifically on the elderly, particularly the infirm elderly, this sort of thing is inevitable, but it’s still sad and I feel for his family. This is the fourth client I’ll have lost since December. I have over 100 client households (some with couples, so well over 100 individual clients), and I have to actively try not to become too attached to them or I’ll go mad with grief. With some it’s easy to maintain an emotional distance, but with others it’s too easy to become fond of them. This couple is one of the latter.
In our quest to get healthy, we got rid of white bread, replaced it with yummy nutty, chewy whole grain bread. Bad move. Breakfast of yogurt and granola? Bad move. Nosh on almonds and a cheese stick? Bad move. Essentially, everything I did was wrong. I had remembered to watch the potassium, forgot about the phosphorus.
I have a new med that blocks phosphorus, kind of like those fat blocker diet meds. I’ll take one with every meal. Whee. On the plus side, bagels and cream cheese are back on the menu!
Mini-rant: I am training for a half marathon and have a long run scheduled for today. It’s -20 with the wind and there is no way in hell I’m going out there. Stupid Spring-tember. :mad:
I have no idea what happened, but I tweaked my upper back last night while I was rolling over in bed. I can sit slightly hunched over and be fairly comfortable, but trying to sit/stand/lay with my back straight is painful. So is raising my arms much above my shoulders, and turning my head to the right. Did I mention that my husband is gone all day and I have three boys at home? Ouch ouch ouch!
I’m adding Spring-tember to my list of names to call inappropriately cold springs. T’s worthy of being ranked with “Lousy Smarch weather.”
Another example of how modern “correctness” has replaced the color and verisimilitude of the past:
A reminiscence in today’s paper about the devastating spring flood of 1913 in central Ohio refers to people taking refuge in “the Ohio Asylum for the Education of Idiotic and Imbecile Youth*, now called the Ohio Developmental Center”.
*brings to mind Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus.
Maybe you could do laps in Cross Iron Mills mall - we often mallwalk there. 
Getting old is the best! You can hurt yourself sleeping!
My dad says those two should become a couple.
Aren’t they the same person?
Goddammit I’m only 33!
Wonder how many security guards I would attract, running around the mall like that?!
I ended up going for a short run this afternoon now that it’s sunny out. Very slickery out there.
Buttercup was sleeping under the stair case and Lucky was trying to climb up the bottom of it and fell on Buttercup. She bit him. Not hard, it was more of a startled snap than anything, but kitty skin is fragile. Lucky got stitches and stuff and poor Buttercup is moping around his cage and looking sad.
I’m really sorry about your kidney problems, MissTake. I hope you find a donor soon. A friend of mine had a kidney transplant a decade ago. She’s still doing fine. This sounds horribly whiny after that but this is the pit and I have a miserably itchy infection in a very tender female place. I am hoping the meds will work soon. I also suspect I have some sort of serious anxiety disorder. My bp is too high and it may be from that. At least that’s what my doctor is suggesting. I do feel very anxious a lot. My mom was the most anxious person I have ever met so it’s probably inherited.
I was supposed to get some sheet music long before today and I only got it today and it’s in the WRONG FUCKING FORMAT (a format used by a computer program I don’t fucking have) and so I can’t fucking print it out for tonight’s rehearsal.
Who does this sort of thing??? Spam I just received:
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Dear [email address removed]
We have been sent a sample of your blood analysis for further research.
During the complete blood count (CBC) we have revealed that white blood cells is very low, and unfortunately we have a suspicion of a cancer.
Wite Blood cells 1200 Low
Hemoglobin 12 Normal
Platelets 19000 Low
We suggest you to print out your CBC test results and interpretations in attachment below and visit your family doctor as soon as possible
Sincerely,
Dr. Avery Ernie
National Institute for Health and Care Excellence
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And, of course, the “To” line shows a whole string of names at the same ISP.
Obviously it’s spam (if nothing else, I haven’t had any blood drawn for many months) but what in the world does whoever does this sort of thing get out of it? Instills some amount of fear in a unknown subset of unknown to him/her people? I see no one who can profit from it except possibly some underemployed primary care doctors. 
Wow, that’s a pretty blatant HIPAA violation too, since now you know that everybody in the “To” line also has cancer.
When I first started my job (11 years ago) I worked with people in their late twenties who always mocked me for stretching before I loaded equipment. I just smiled and said “You wait”. Well guess what? They all stretch now.
And yeah, I’ve hurt myself sleeping a couple of times.
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