This coming week is the long awaited Redskins/Ravens matchup at FedEx Field. (Weird. everythime I hear that name, I want to ask what time the plane from Detroit arrives) The Mid Atlantic region is going to be rocking, as the mighty Ravens pummel the hapless 'Skins for regional domination. I recently went to Best Buy, and located a temporal cyber card, and using it I have previewed how the game goes. I will mention the highlights.
Deion takes a punt, gets spun around, and runs into his own endzone for a safety. After the game he says " I just can’t get used to playing FOR the Skins and not against them.’
Dimunitave busybody owner Daniel Snyder runs onto the field early in the second half and kicks QB Johnson in the shins. He insists Jeff George be inserted, and George promply completes 5 passes in a row: 1 to the cheerleaders, 1 to the waterboy and 3 to some guy with a Jeff George jersey in the 3rd row.
Husted has his longest day as a kicker. He attempts 15 FGs, all under 40 yards ands misses them all.
The Raven defense is so dominant that by the second half they only bother to field 5 players. The 'skins QB is sacked every play anyway.
Baltimore walks out of Washington with an 87-0 victory, completely obliterating the previous worse loss in Skins history, the 72-0 loss to the Bears in the championship game of the 40’s
There are other suprises, but I don’t want to ruin the game for you completely. So, I won’t say anymore. Falcon, you’re the #1 Redskins booster on the board. Consider this a thrown gauntlet to you and all the rest of the backers of that politicaly incorrect, hog nose wearing team that depends on bad calls from the refs to reverse fumbles.
I think that’s a fantastic idea, unfortunately, this weekend I will be unavailable on Sunday, sorry.
As to the rest…I think you 'Skins fans are seriously overestemating the state your own offense is in. Both your #1 and #2 receivers are out for the game, and if you think you’re gonna have lots of success on the ground against Burnett, Adams, Goose, McCrary, Lewis, Sharper and Boulware, well, y’all come on and try. That’s the #1 run defense in the leage, and they haven’t allowed anyone to hit the centurey mark for 23 games!! I admit our offense has benn woefull these past few weeks, but I see 5 Stover field goals winning this game. I do think that Baltimore will get production out of the tight ends-look for Sharpe to have a big game, and that we will score. Baltimore wins 19-10.