We got off the Titanic first
2.We can cry and get off speeding fines
3.We’ve never gone after a cartoon character in a computer game
4.Taxis stop for us
5.Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance
We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we’re gay
We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay
8.It’s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower
9.We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves
We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions
We’ll never regret piercing our ears
*Note - I didnt make these up. I dont have a really good sense of humor…
[open mike night at Laffy’s]
And you know how men never ask for directions? Girls, back me up on this! I knew this one guy who could be in, like, the Amazon rainforest, and he’d be like ‘I know where I am, it’s just a shortcut!’ Am I right??
[/open mike night at Laffy’s]
We don’t have that pesky penis hanging around draining all our mental energies. One brain can not serve two masters and unfortunately it seems to choose the path of least resistance.
Can’t argue with you there. I have to admit that I actually prefer women to men, myself.
I gotta go with the thread killer on the gay thing though, it’s more of a perception thing. You see two women hugging in public, it’s just not the same as if you saw two men doing it. It’s more accepted. I guess that doesn’t speak to the wondering about yourself item.
I have to take issue with #8, though, I guess it’s possible, but why would you want to? Girl group showers are so hot! [sub]just making a little joke here. Don’t roast me please.[/sub]
I hug my male friends if I haven’t seen them in a while, and they know that I’m not gay, nor would they care if I was. Just last weekend I ran into a gay male friend of mine, and he instantly got a big bear-hug from me. Nobody cared. (none of the people I was with, anyway, and that’s all that matters.)
I first saw this list in an e-mail a while ago, and I still think it’s funny. (and mostly true.)