The REAL reasons why girls are better than guys...

Not true. Example: everyone I know.

“Sephiroth from FF7 is totally hot”, anyone?

Two words:

Multiple orgasms.

“My penis may be pesky but it’s mine and I love him. As to the path of least resistance, I would argue but lil Hans won’t let me…”

      • If you had two of them, would you call them Hans and Franz?

::: totals up ttk’s list :::

Hm. 10 points.

::: factors in menses-related aggravation, side effects and paraphernalia :::

-2,346.00

::: subtracts the inability to enjoy creating designs in the snow while standing

-2,828.00

::: adds the value of traveling in a group to the bathroom as a sort of herd defense against the Potty Boogyman :::

-2,828.01

::: subtracts over-priced, ill-fitting shoes

-3,794.01

::: adds the capability to get laid just by wanting to :::

6,987,409.01

Damn. They still win.

It’s worth noting that not one but two video game characters on my Hot Guys / Hot Chicks List . Hell, I think the Nameless One from Planescape: Torment is pretty cute, too …

checks boxers Yup, still a chick.

D’oh … I previewed, too. Make that “Not one but two video game characters are on …”

rjung…Hate to burst your bubble, but men can have them, too. Been there, done that …not often, mind you, but it can happen.


Peace,
TN*hippie
“Where did your Christ come from? …From God and a woman. Man had nothing to do with him.”

-----Sojourner Truth, speech (1851)

Pppppppppppppppppppppppppph!!!

Sephiroth was but a shallow reflection of the beauty and magnificence that is Setzer of FF6.

And Setzer has a better personality, cooler clothes, and a neat scar on the side of his face.

<SIGH>

I personally haven’t really thought about whether certain characters in video games are hot, but I know my sister thinks Guile (from Street Fighter II) and Tux Mask are totally hot.

Ditto on what Hamadryad said about point #9: my sister and I think it’s very funny and amusing! :smiley:

Flam, your sister is crazy! Guile? <cringe> I’m gonna have to go with jinwicked on this one. Mmm, Setzer…

Oh, and as for this?

It’s all in the hip swivel, baby. You can kindly give those points right back. (It’s the principle of the thing, you know?)

Men die earlier because we want to. Just ask any guy who’s been married for 20 or more years.

Well, we built the Titanic, so ha!

Oh, wait a second…

Hmmm… maybe. But then comes along some shows like “The Bachelor” or “Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?” and a lot of your respect goes right out the window…

Now that I think about it, the guys in those situations are almost as bad…

::shrugs::

[ul]You are overlooking mice, which at the time a woman sees one she immediately screams “RAT”. Shortly after meeting my wife, I became her hero by throwing a lizard out of her apartment. :p[/ul]

[ul]Well that is only true as to foreplay. The important thing is you can then get down to more serious business. ;)[/ul]

12.) Bib ol’ titties.

Yeah, but I get skin burns when I go that fast. :wink:

In any event, gals can (supposedly) get 'em all the time, so they’ve got the edge on us here.

:smiley: :smiley:

  1. Y’all look better in thongs than we do.

{{d&r}}

-Dirty

Eve was no prime rib. :smiley:

Not true! :slight_smile:

You forgot to add “and we’re generally smart enough not to ask a girl.”