A Biblical citizenship test you say? And who shall score this test?
Letting Jewish folks score the Old Testament part seems obvious (stealing from Lewis Black) it is their book after all.
What’s that? Boebert failed that section because she kept insisting that Jesus is in it?
Well, the “Trees are pedophiles” one is a bit on-point.
I wouldn’t worry too much about that. I’d bet none of these “Christians” know much about the actual Bible, so it doesn’t matter who scores it.
Hell, I’d be happy with just one question: “What does Jesus say about praying in public?” Every single one of them would fail.
To be fair, Jesus wasn’t a Real Christian!
That would be Paul . . . mostly. I mean he got that whole women shouldn’t lead thing all wrong, right Rep. Boebert ?
I’d be happy with “What did Jesus say is the Greatest Commandment?”
The second.
Thou shall not covet they neighbor’s assault rifle; thou shall buy thy own.
Thou shalt not commit laundry.
Thou shalt not bear false thespians.
“Once you have their money, never give it back.”
Jesus was a Ferengi?
It’s easy to get them confused.
Here, I have a handy illustrated study guide for all ages! Children should read the whole book or they’re not saved, right?
Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff, lest thine ass be sued asunder and thy pearls cast unto the lawyers. Verily.
Did someone tell her there are no white people in the Bible?
What about those dastardly Romans who managed to get the Jews blamed for the worst crime of all?
Gefilte fish?
Eric Swalwell received a death threat. Between this and the FBI attack in Cincinnati things are going to get uglier.
I had to look up who this is. Democratic congressman from California (East Bay).
Yes, I should have added more context. Sorry.
Gotta love these guys who call the Democrats cowards and p****sies, but then, it’s “I hope someone (not me, but someone) kills you! Someone else, someone not me. Someone who’s actually as “tough” and “brave” as I pretend to be from behind the safety of my anonymous phone call. Someone like that…”