But a group of Christian business owners claimed the mandate pushes them to “facilitate homosexual behavior.”
Good to know that only homosexuals get AIDS.
Yet another brick in the wall of stupidity that makes it blindingly obvious that health care/insurance should be do-coupled from employment.
Apparently Christians think Christ would refuse to heal someone if he thought the disease was their fault.
To be fair, the version of Christ that they worship really was a judgemental prick who hated a lot of people.
They will shaking in their boots when they discover that Jesus wasn’t a white boy.
They think that when they get to Heaven they’ll be greeted by a guy wearing a “Peterbuilt” hat who says “Y’all hop in the back and we’ll head on up to the Big House.”
And he combed back his beard and mullet and spoke: “he without brains should cast the first stone”
Magaminus 39:12
(The fan-fiction sequel these folks must have been reading)
I’d hope Jesus can spell. 
“And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church…”
I stand by the Heavenly spelling. Especially considering the guy wearing the hat. 
You know, maybe they WILL be met by a guy wearing a Peterb(u)ilt hat, who will lead them to The Big House. But perhaps he’s not the guy they think he is. Maybe he’s the other one, looking like what they’d expect - just to fool them. 
Well, if we’re gonna fantasize about make-believe characters why not go all the way? 
Nah, bro, you see, that’s how they knew Jesus was the Messiah! He came out as a pasty-faced white boy in the middle of all the brown people!
Come on, you know someone thinks that.
Only because his original skin color had been canceled.
Yup, I was going to say - “That’s not Jesus, that’s some white dude”
And they will believe him hook line and sinker. Even as they are getting boiled in oil they will proclaim that they are in heaven and its only the liberal media that claims that having your eyes gouged out by scorpions isn’t better for the economy in the long term.
Probably blame it on immigrants coming over the border from Limbo.
Limbo? So they can just dance under the fence?
No, that’s ‘lingo’. Limbo was that drummer for the Beatles.
As hoped, the MI Supremes smacked down the rogues on the Board of Canvassers. The proposals go to the voters. Now the Pubs on the Board are pretending that all along they didn’t really mean to derail any proposals, they actually really liked them, they just had to make sure the fonts and stuff were correct, dontcha know. 
Maybe this should go in the Schaudenfreude thread.
Ha! Several posters there beat me to it.