Maybe it’s a prosthetic leg that he takes off and wacks into his scrotum all day to keep it inflamed? I know, too glamorous.
“I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star. I’m a big bright shining star.”
It’s probably a conservative estimate based chiefly on:
1- Disposal of the organ
2- Disposal of whatever’s collected under the organ
I’ve got several kangaroo scrotum coin purses. If I was him, I’d get the surgery and then have the excess made into carry on luggage or a backpack.
Yeah, it would suck if they looked a little unusual.
I hear bean bag chairs are making a comeback.
Evebn earlier reference, although that’s a stomach, rather than testicles:
Pieter Brueghel the Elder’s 1557 engraving of “Gluttony” from the Seven Deadly Sins series.
What comes in pints?
Rhinos? I know elephants come in quarts. Learned that in 7th grade.
Yep.
Nope. A sack. I imagine him getting on a bus or airplane with it and sitting down next to someone, all the time thinking, “Ask me about the sack, ask me about the sack…”
He could always use it to cover a chair, or a barstool
http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=24;t=001360;p=0
Lampshades or drapes anyone?
Oh, that “scrotum lampshades” thing is a myth.
Started by the Tiffany family.
It would be an appropriate container for holding the family jewels.
I always suspected you were one of those ballocaust deniers.
Yeah, well, that’s just how I roll.
This tune has been stuck in my head since I first opened this thread:
I wonder if this is the “fine Corinthian leather” that Ricardo Montalbahn was talking about.