The Sarah Palin Baby-Name Generator.

Don’t tell me: your first name is William, 'cause that’s what I got, too.

If I input my first and middle names, I’m Creation Schwartzkopf Palin. My parents, much to my surprise, are now Flack Gobbler Palin (FKA Jack) and Bomb Locamotive [sic] Palin (FKA Jane).

Nixon Hailfire :smiley: not very feminine…

What about poor old Donna’s, with Rot Pipeline?

I’m Quarter Granite Palin. My new screen name is Moose Roadster Palin.