I got to thinking, who would I sit with at lunch, during school, from the boards? Y’know, the group. The people that you always sit with, just because of the way you all fit in with eachother.
Personally, I’d sit with Mr. Cynical. Why? Well, I think it’d be funny to see him jizz all over the people who walk past the table.
Second, oldscratch. Why? Eh, the drugs made math class all the more fun.
Next, Ad Noctum, gotta have someone my age around, with all these old people sitting with me, it’d kinda be wierd.
Racinchikki, cause she was my first friend on the boards.
Pezpunk, cause he’s just cool. And he likes The Get Up Kids.
MaxTorque. Why? Who else can I call “Maxie Pad”?
Finally Broken Doll. Gotta’ have a hottie girl in the group.
What about you people? Who was your lunch cliq… I mean group?
Naturally, the Rue DeDay Rah Rah Fan Club would have its own table. And I’d get to sit next to Rue every day and since he likes me best of all members of his fan club, he’d share his dessert with me.
I have such a fulfilling fantasy life…
I’d just hover around the edges of whatever table was doing the most talking, and occasionally interject with the same question, over and over, until I get the desired result…
“You gonna finish that?”
As to where I’d sit…who has time to sit? Who would I sit with? I dunno, where’s there an empty chair?
I’d sit with all the “band nerds” from the boards. Yup, we’d be discussing the deep intricacies of Bach, debating “the Mozart effect” or lack thereof, the social ramifactions of Mahler and his influence on fin-de-siècle Vienna, and the complexities of John Cage.
Actually we’d probably be catting on who got caught making out in the “soundproof” practice rooms, and who is better at double-tonguing: trombonists or French horn players. All that and P.D.Q.Bach.
After she’s finished her spliff, I’d sit with WickedBlu, teasing Mercutio. Occasionally, I’d wander over to Hama, plant a big ole kiss on her lips and shimmy off again. Then, I would wave over to Rue’s table and he would give me the secret wink back, proving that I am really his favourite. Then I would stick out my tongue at FairyChatMom and run away giggling. Of course, then I’d have to re-establish my academic credentials so I would go sit with Demo and discuss Kant with him with him for a bit. Demo’s dreamy.
Then we could all go and sit on the lawn and the Cynical Manservant would get out his guitar and we could all sing songs while eating our sandwiches and laugh and look cool and all the other kids would wish they were us.
Funny Sk8, your list is about the same as mine would be. Pretty much people that chat on #straightdope. To your list I would add Rasa, Mercutio, and Demo. I definetly agree, Broken Doll is DAMN hot.
Odds are, I’d be eating over at the Dining Hall, making sure my fishies are whipping out.
“What the Fuck? fish Latz, do you know him? Go whip the Fuck out! ** WHIP THE FUCK OUT!!!**”
For the record, “whipping out” is when Freshmen in the Corps here at the Large Texas University That Shall Remain Nameless introduce themselves to upperclassmen. They’re suppose to do it to any upperclassmen they don’t know.
Ummm, I was always a bit of a loner when I was in High School. My lunch “table” was always three people. Very exclusive (yeah, we did kid ourselves). I don’t know who would be at my SD Lunch Table. I guess anyone that would have me. And that I could get along with. Oh, gawd, my brain is flatlining. Uh…I might have to get back to you on this one. If I remember.
Let’s see, I’ve got a Three Musketteers bar and a Dr Pepper, a pack of Twizzlers and a Twinkie. Ooh! some Cool Ranch Doritos too. Snickers if you can figure out which is dessert, I’ll split it with you.
[sub](And you are my fave, but don’t tell. Jealousy could rip our club apart. But then it would just be me and you and I could gaze into your eyes all lunch bell… Now I’m torn.)[/sub]
-Rue.
