The SD Pillow Fight!

I think it might have been a wolf picking grapes that weren’t quite ripe yet.

I’m sorry, fierra, I thought you were mad at me from some bygone thread. And after all you did for me when I was such a ragged wolf, all covered with thread slime.

:: DW hangs his head, and kicks the dirt. Can’t even muster up irresistable puppy eyes ::

It was dark, and we were drunk, but I did check her teeth. It’s so hard to tell with Kittys. Wait a minute. Was that 15 in cat years?!?!? That’s even worse!

Kitty? Are these allegations true? Do you got some 'splaining to do? You better not tell me you’re a kitten, or else I’ll be in the cell next to TN*Hippie!!! Please tell me you’re a grown-up Kitty. I was having such fun.

At least I didn’t break open the body mousse - yet.

DW,

There’s a fable (Aesop?) about a fox who keeps jumping for some grapes on the wine, but he can’t quite reach them. He then concludes “Ah, they’re probably sour, anyway.” Supposed to reflect on Fierra’s hard-to-get. Guess I went too Dennis Miller there…

COuld be worse. I shot FPK in the gunfight thread…

Well, I understood it lurker. Anyway, it’s no more nor less illegal to kill a child than it is an adult - you’ll just have a harder time persuading the jury to go easy on you at verdict/sentence recommendation time…

lurker, don’t ever go Dennis Miller again. It’s bad enough I have to listen to him yammer on MNF.

Not much gets by you, Fierra…

It’s hard to find a cyberbody, and it was a fair duel. Weird thread that was, second ropund should be posted soon.

::purrs gently going into full kitty mode and weaving between DW’s legs rubbing against him gently teasing him with her tail::
I’m how ever old you’d like me to be, darling.

Kitty

::leans over and whispers to Fierra::

“Does DW back off, or is he the next sweetheart of cellblock 6?”

::gives a half hearted hiss at lurker::
It’s not illegal unless you get caught lurker. Are you willing to turn in DW? I think not.

Kitty

Who, me? When I can get this on tape?

Fierra, can you set the lights? I’ll do the camera…

Gee, for a pillow fight, this is really getting to be pillow talk…

poses for the camera with a cute little grin then places a soft kiss on DW’s nose
Where did you leave that body mousse, darling?

P* Kitty

::Runs into struuter::

Hello, love. How ya’ been? I thought this was a pillow fight as well…
You wanna start our own?

::smacks struuter with a down pillow::

woohoo!

:eek:
:frowning:
:confused:
:slight_smile:
:wink:

:p:p:p:p:p

buries her face in DW’s fur, growing terrified of Chris
in a little voice help?

Kitty

Hey, baby. There’s nothin to fear here. I’m a lover, not a fighter.

Meow?
looks from Chris to DW with a playful little smile on her feline face
A lover you say?

Kitty

Sir. Step away from the Kitty or I shall become rabid.

:smiley: (that’s the closest I could get to a frothing smiley)

meows softly and runs up against DW with a soft purr
But darling, if you want him to step away can’t you take a step closer while we’re at it?

Kitty

This Kenobe has a Jedi Spanking Machine. Stand behind me, Kitty, while I think about how to flabby-disarm him.

cowers in fear behind DW meowing pitifully
Help!

Kitty

No need for that now. I would never mess with a Dire Wolf anyway, just checkin’ out the action.