[QUOTE=Hung Mung]
Your wish is my command.
I’m the one on the left. I traded costumes with my fiance’ on Halloween. I was originally wearing a hockey mask, posing as a serial killer with a comically small “beatin’ club.”
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That is one awesome picture! People in my office are now wondering what I’m laughing at. Brightened my morning!
[QUOTE=Atomicktom]
This is a picture of me drinking:
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5503/barshotgv8.th.jpg
Somewhere, though, there are several pictures of me with my head in a toilet (my friends are so caring when I’m shitfaced).
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On behalf of all the straight chicks on the Dope: more pics! More pics! 
[QUOTE=Cerowyn]
But anything you want to do to level the playing field for the rest of us guys in flirting with the girls is all good. Post away!
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Holy shit. Cerowyn’s a dude?!
[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]
I have tons of photos, quite a few of them of drunken moments, but I very rarely star in my own photos.
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Wait, wait, ShibbOleth’s a dude?!
I need another drink.
This was the first time I got drunk. (upper left) We were, uh, hard at work studying in France, yeah. Had a half bottle of vodka and not enough OJ 
I have no idea why I was pointing at the camera, and all I remember is waking up the next morning on the floor in a locked toilet stall, still gripping onto the seat for support…
My roommate told me I begged him to bring me some water and bread that night, but plain toast apparently wasn’t good enough for me and I demanded French baguettes…
Another pic from the same night. Oh, college…
[QUOTE=WhyNot]
Wait, wait, ShibbOleth’s a dude?!
I need another drink.
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I considered mentioning that, but decided to let the pics speak for themselves. Glad you could tell.
[QUOTE=Miss Purl McKnittington]
bigbabysweets2000, I think I hurt myself laughing. Yeah, I can’t stand biitckes. Which sounds like some sort of Dutch dessert wafer.
End of the school year bash, 2007. (I’m the one on the right.) Someone had just said something both horrifying and hilarious. Later that night, there was an inappropriate and accidental real estate showing. I don’t believe anyone was capable of operating a camera at the point – thank little green apples. Camisoles just are not adequate drunkwear.
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LOL - at a first read I thought you wrote: “**think ** little green apples”…before I saw the pics of course 
Here’s me..not drunk, but perhaps the coolest place I’ve ever had a beer - Kloster Andechs in Germany, where the monks make it and you sit on the 5th floor patio of an old farmhouse drinking it:
http://tracyandjoe.net/gallery2/main.php?g2_itemId=150
Even the cow poop smelled nice.
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000]
Okay, Diosa
Here’s one of me from college, bout 5 years old, but one of my favorites. I had recently gotten out of a pretty rough relationship and was feeling inspired while on my third 40.
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I can’t remember if I’ve asked this before, but, in seeing it again, you look very familiar.
Spend any time in Lowell around the fraternities?
Why not. I don’t have very many drunk pictures, but here are the few I have:
Me at a house party in Winter 2006. The girl is a classmate I invited to the party.
Me and my old roommate drinking a Vodka Sour. We had gotten 16 inches of snow here in Columbia, Mo so we walked to Hyvee and bought some Alcohol.
And Finally, My SO and I drinking some frozen concoction from a place called Tropical Liqueurs. The picture is grainy due to it being a cheap cell phone camera pic.
I add this with the warning that it may be more than you wish to see. (ever…) But for those brave souls willing to risk blindness or worse, I present my picture, taken while enjoying Guinness on tap at a pub in Westport (ROI) a few years back…
(pay no attention to the short designated driver)
With a group of my friends at our favorite watering hole. I’m the guy in the green in the middle…
On the mean streets of Detroit with a guy dressed like Ric Flair…
The morning of our friend’s wedding…on the roof of his cabin…
And finally…I’m not sure where this was but I’m shocked about something…
[QUOTE=Millit the Frail]
My husband and me. It’s the first in a series.
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It’s awesome that your husband is doing the fist pose. My friends and I do that all the time. He wouldn’t happen to be a pro wrestling fan, would he?
[QUOTE=butler1850]
I can’t remember if I’ve asked this before, but, in seeing it again, you look very familiar.
Spend any time in Lowell around the fraternities?
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Naw, I spent most of my youthful days drinking and pub crawling on the Southshore, though I did grow up in Billerica.
I don’t blame you though, I pretty much fit the description of “the most generic college guy evah”. Medium build, medium hight, white, brown hair… drunk. No shortage of those, or illegal immigrants, in Lowell.
Reply, I loved yours! It looks really fun, plenty of good friends just being goofy.
…alright, my turn? Well, if you insist.
Here’s my friend and I at an outdoor party. Apparently, alcohol turns me into a gangster rapper.
Here’s me in a random room feeling very enthusiastic about a box of crayons .
I have no idea who this guy that I am with is, but I’m pretty sure I was at the beach, at any rate.
[QUOTE=I’m No Saint]
It’s awesome that your husband is doing the fist pose. My friends and I do that all the time. He wouldn’t happen to be a pro wrestling fan, would he?
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No, just a drama queen.
We’re actually a lot more drunk than we look in that picture…a still photo cannot capture our awesome heights of drunkitude.
BTW, I also love Reply’s drunk pics. Memories of college…good times…
[QUOTE=AntaresJB]
I have nothing to contribute to this thread yet, but I am going out with a bunch of girls from work on Friday to celebrate my birthday… we’re going to a gay club and there are $1 well drinks from 10-midnight… if this thread is still around this weekend I may have something to submit.
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Antares, I was coming in here to ask if you had any YouTube links to your music yet, but I found it in your profile! And you can post pics of you hammered to the gills, and you will still have the most flawless face. I don’t know why you aren’t in magazines yet.
[QUOTE=Beaucarnea]
Antares, I was coming in here to ask if you had any YouTube links to your music yet, but I found it in your profile! And you can post pics of you hammered to the gills, and you will still have the most flawless face. I don’t know why you aren’t in magazines yet.
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: Aww. Thank you so much! (be sure to let me know what you think of the music. ) The clubbing shall take place in less than 24 hours, so we shall indeed see if I can look less-than-awful while plastered. I’ll be sure to post any usable pictures once I’ve recovered.
(why? because I’m a size 26. That kind of rules out even plus-size modeling appearances.)
Me (drunk) getting licked by my friend (drunker.)
More of the same, but I must be drunker than in the first one 'cause now I’m enjoying it.
[QUOTE=bubble pop electric]
Here’s my friend and I at an outdoor party. Apparently, alcohol turns me into a gangster rapper.
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Funny pics, but don’t make us wait another year for you to post again.
[QUOTE=Beaucarnea]
Antares, I was coming in here to ask if you had any YouTube links to your music yet, but I found it in your profile! And you can post pics of you hammered to the gills, and you will still have the most flawless face. I don’t know why you aren’t in magazines yet.
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Nuh-uh, oh no you don’t! Contributing to this thread requires AT LEAST one picture of you imbibing. :mad:
Now come back!
At the local pub. I’m the one on the right.
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000]
Naw, I spent most of my youthful days drinking and pub crawling on the Southshore, though I did grow up in Billerica.
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Hmm… Perhaps a doppleganger. While you are certainly generic, there was a specificness to your genericness that seemed extra familiar.
[QUOTE=AntaresJB]
:: Aww. Thank you so much! (be sure to let me know what you think of the music. ) The clubbing shall take place in less than 24 hours, so we shall indeed see if I can look less-than-awful while plastered. I’ll be sure to post any usable pictures once I’ve recovered.
… That kind of rules out even plus-size modeling appearances.)
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Nonsense. Your face alone could launch one thousand ships, and you look pretty curvy in your pics- the camera loves you. I think you should give it a try. And the music is great- love the newer humorous songs. Are you playing at any open-mic nights in your area, or just submitting your stuff on line?
Sorry for the hijack-
bigbabysweets, both you and bouv look like the guys in the bar that I would try to get some time with. You both look like you might know some jokes, or might whip off your pants at last call or something. (threnodyangelfire, you too. Go ahead, confess. Have you whipped off items of apparel after a few?)
