I may or may not have slacked off a bit on renewing my subscription, and then completely forgot about it until just recently. Then I lurked for a few weeks this month and remembered how very worth the $14.95 this is. 
I know there was beer and I am pretty sure there were Jello shots and fruity cocktails…
and this was only about 9ish…
ems has reached critical mass!
I’ll hold her down. You grab the funnel and the rotgut.
A twenty first birthday picture: Link
That’s some good drunkardness.
Here’s a good one of me from last Halloween. I’m the guy on the right. Later that night I fell down the stairs…ahh, good times 
This is from one of those nights where I got so drunk I injured myself. I’m the dude on the left. The one not satisfied with his current level of drunkenness and feeling the need to drink more.
ugg…i’m totally ploeed right now, but i think too wasted to work my camrea proprelfty
sorry :smack:
In rough chronological order:
[ol][li]A friend and me in Portland, OR a couple days before Halloween 2005. I think we drank a bottle of amaretto and rum between the two of us. Was a fun night.[/li][li]Me trying to stick my tongue in my (unfortunately straight) friend’s ear in Las Cruces, NM in April 2006 after half a bottle of the cheapest tequila we could find. Montezuma, I think.[/li][li]An hour or two later that night.[/li][li]A photo of me looking remarkably sober in Tuscaloosa, AL in May of last year. An hour or two later, I was in the emergency room for alcohol poisoning.[/li][li]At a concert in Atlanta, GA this past February. I’d had half a dozen heifeweizens by that point and the girl in the foreground’s someone my friend and I had just met a couple hours previously. It’s worth noting simply because I don’t talk or befriend strangers ever. Alcohol can do amazing things.[/li][li]A good friend and me at Bonnaroo in June. We’d been camping out for two days in a field in Middle Tennessee by this point and we had a lot more besides beer in our system by that point, so we look absolutely horrid.[/li][*]Another good friend and the boyfriend of the girl in the previous picture. He’s actually a really handsome man (and I have a not-insignifcant crush on him) but he looks like a mass-murdering werebeast in this picture.[/ol]
Wow. You really see lurkers and lapsed memebers come out for these picture threads.
I assume I’m meant to be the latter? If so, I started the latest picture thread and have always posted in fits and spurts. This just happens to be one of my more active periods.
Is that supposed to make us feel bad?
I was pretty well lit this night…so much so my hands were a blur and I thought I was playing an a band!
I don’t know. I’m also not sure if I’m a lurker. This prompts the question: How do I know if I’m a lurker? Longtime member/low post count? Name non-recognition?
Anyway, back to the drunk pictures. I should try to dig up some more; I’m sure there’s some really embarrassing stuff out there. I’ll work on it.
Well, we’re all going out to party tonight to celebrate and commemorate and lament a lot of things. Give it until tomorrow and I’m sure I will have plenty to contribute here.
Not at all. It’s just good to see the lurkers and people you don’t normally see/hear so much from.
especially when they’re cute, like you.
That entirely depends on the kind of alcohol being supplied. 
I keed.
Alright, I knew I’d have some. There’s a whole flickr set but here’s some highlights, in order of decreasing attractiveness.
Me and a friend (I’m on the right) – it took three tries to get one that looked this good, we were way drunker than we look here.
The actual drinking part #1 and #2 – what kind of crazy person gives out drinks for a dollar?
Karaoke – “I Will Survive,” of course.
Notice all the beers – those belong to the girl in the middle. That was pretty early in the evening.
And finally… Notice the drinks lined up in front of me. – those were neither my first nor my last.
The evening did not end well. There was vomiting involved. I have just around now recovered enough to upload these.
Half these pics are entirely too respectable. 
I posted this in the last drunken thread. We had been out clubbing all night and were waiting in drunken desperation for pizza to arrive.
And this is me at a friend’s party. I have become one with the wine.
I know. Geez, you try to be a leader…