You couldn’t have. They discontinued it.
They discontinued the Internet???
Fuck.
Now we’re going to have to go outside.
I’m scared.
Yeah, starting today, you will no longer be able to post to any thre
Hold me!
grabs you for comfort
What are those bipedal things that make noises I somehow recognize cognitively?
Must be those “bot” things I keep hearing about.
I played Monopoly once when I was ten. We expect the game to be over soon.
Yeah, but don’t worry, I will be reissued.
To the tune of “On Broadway”, by George Benson
They say that Cecil got it right on Pitway.
They say there’s always loathing in the air.
When Clinton’s intern’s on her knees
And Cheney’s bona fide Nazi
And all the paper’s gone from Mon-op-ly.
On Pitway… On Pitway.
Cartooniverse
I played Monopoly once.
Once.
…hmm, that’s two Johnny Dangerously references for me in a single thread. Now there’s something you don’t see every day.
In 1960. For 47 years.
We could stay in and play a board game. I hear there’s this Monopoly game, it’s supposed to be quite popular.
I have free time this afternoon. Let’s play!
We’ll have to be quick, I hear it’s being discontinued.
No, don’t play it! If you have one of the original games with cash, it’ll be worth a ton of money now that it’s being discontinued. So don’t put your grubby fingers on it!
OK, I think we’ve abused mobo85 enough. This thread is now officially discontinued.