Garsh! I never get mentioned in these kind of threads so I usually don’t look. But justthisonce I decided to take a peek, and whaddaya know, there I am! A belated kiss back atcha, andygirl! I hope you’re having a wonderful time at home with your sweetie. Let’s do another Dopefest soon.
[slowly, dramatically, walks into room, wearing dark suit. light softens, music cues. approaches Silver Fire, sweeps into arms, and slowly, softly kisses]
–Tim
Homer, oh my! swoons 
smooch
[looks at camera, winks, pulls light cord]
–Tim
Homer,
I forgot to load the film in the camera. You’re going to have to kiss her again.
Homer, we’re out of film…can you start again?
Andygirl - he sold you the exclusive rights too? <censored> How about we split the profits & do a three females beating up Homer film?
But I got it on video!!!
Beating UP, you said? I don’t know if I like that.
Take 2! ACTION!
[Scenery: Bright, cloudless blue sky. Charming villa on a small, privately owned Carribean island. Spanish inspired architecture. Sparkling clear swimming pool.
Enter: Homer, dressed in casual clothing. Hawaiian shirt, sandals, blue trunks, carrying martini.]
Homer: Silverfire, my dear!
[Silverfire slowly exits pool, sun glistening off spandex one piece.]
[Silverfire approaches Homer]
Silverfire: Darling! Where have you been?
Homer: It doesn’t matter, my dear.
[Homer sweeps Silverfire up in arms, in a strong embrace, kissing her deeply]
[Fade to black]
–Tim
[fade back to white]
Homer realizes he’s holding Silo and screams…
{fade back to black]
I think that the market would complain that it’s too good a premise, too poor an ending.
Though Tim would like it too much. 
…screams “Wait till Doob gets a load of this!” and tongue kisses Silo.
HA! You thought you had me!
–Tim
Silo whips out his giant member and {this post is censored}
Thank you!
I hadn’t realized that about my profile though…:o
I assure you, I’m a female. 
Rasa ('cuz she’s Rasa…duh)
Sounds good to me
Okay, I’m just an eensy weensy bit late, but I pick broccoli!.
A handshake?? Oh, how you insult a lady!
I demand a kiss.
With tongue.
oh dear!
Here’s one for [/hijack], and one for CrankyAsAnOldMan, and for Euty’s little boy Liam and the rest of his family too.
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Woo! Newbie kiss! Heehee. And he/she must be a smart newbie!