And I only got a kiss on the cheek…what am I, chopped liver? :mad: 
after slurping his (Elucidator’s) boots, I smooch Spiritus Mundi, because he is just plain wonderful. In fact, I do not smooch him, I smooch the hem of his garment.
I also smooch Zut…he knows why.
And DSYoung for being so very patiently informative (if a little condescending, but that’s ok)
Oh, and I almost forgot! The biggest smooch of all for Pump Action Gerbil!
stoid
I might as well add some random kisses in there for fun.
Silverfire [You were the original get-naked queen here. Sorry me and hyprgirl stole your spotlight for a bit.]
Beagledave [You started the thread, so you deserve one.]
Andygirl, Born Dodgy, Spiderwoman, Purplebear and Falcon [You’re all kewl in my book.]
Ad Noctum [You and that indoor helmet thing…]
Screech-owl [Hey, just returning one kiss from a Fl doper to another.]
Coldfire [I should probably suck up to the mods after introducing Hypergirl to the board.]
Hypergirl [Ooops, sweetie, I forgot you. Hey, at least I remembered you after you and everyone else was in bed with me all day yesterday.]
[sub] So, anyone else up for a kiss from me? ::reapplies cherry lip gloss and smiles::
well of course sugar plum <smooch> back atcha…mmm cherry
Why does everyone always associate me with food? 
[sub]I swear, there must be some conspiracy happening where everyone wants to eat me… 
;)[/sub]
Ahh, mistletoe… one of those strange Christmas traditions I always seem to miss out on. At any rate, kisses and hugs and smothering affection to the following dopers:
ssskuggiii (because she directed me her, she gets to go first :))
Lanna (even if she never posts anymore)
Kyla (for her wonderful taste in music and TV shows)
Falc (for being there to listen to me)
Satan and Drain Bead (although how I’m going to kiss them both at once is anybody’s guess)
Michi and Bear and all the other Florida dopers, even the ones I haven’t met (Mark Serlin excluded)
AngelD112 (my friend Lisa)
Hamadryad (Hey, she put me in her sig)
…And anyone else I forgot, well, you’re there too.
Er, because she directed me here…
quick kiss for broccoli!
great big hug and smooch for Spider Woman (I got a kiss I didn’t whine for! From a cool stranger! Woo-hoo!)
smooch and ass grab for Homer (I’d add tounge, babe, but I know where it’s been…)
I was?!
Kisses back hun. At least we won’t weird out so many people on the boards as we do IRL.
Kisses to you all :::slipping the tongue to a select few::: 
That good, eh? ::runs thumbs through suspenders:: Still got it, hoo yeah!
–Tim
No offense meant, dear. I just KNEW I’d be risking the wrath of Quietgirl should I wind up altering your, ah…, perceptions.
SO, by way of an apology…
:::Tygr rips open shirt, revealing virile, Michaelangelo-sculpted torso. Strides up to andygirl, grabbing her in his powerful arms, bends down to her tender, trembling, anxious lips. Gives his precious lady a deep, soul-touching kiss. She feels the press of his lightly parted lips, and heartbeats later the delicate caresses of his sensuous tongue. Her head spins as the world slips away…:::
:::Later…:::
Now, who’s next? Geobabe seemed upset about something… Might I offer to make amends? Diane? Jeep’s Phoenix?
Yes, Tygr, I am definitely in need of some consoling after being dissed by andygirl. I’ll just be over here on the couch, weeping prettily.
Saint Zero, come here. I need a big old smoochie.
With tongue. 
All my love, now and forever…
Goody! Come here and brace yourself…
[sub]I love being married.[/sub]
It would have to be an awfully big misletoe to cover all the way to australia but I would definetly pick Broken Doll. DAMN SHE’S CUTE! Sure she’s a little young but this is hypothetical anyway. Shame she is always down on herself. It’s sad when someone so pretty thinks that they are ugly.
*A lonely christmas for newbies *
**I wish i knew more people here. I am a newbie sigh… I don’t know but if anyone will kiss me, i will be theirs forever **:o
Okay, that was kind of gross. Where are my altoids?
Smooches to Falcon, punha, Nacho4Sara, pldennison, Peta, RTFirefly, Silo, Hama, Sqrl, dcnewsman, weirddave (especially to him, since he gave me directions), and Montfort. I had a great time.
And another for Geobabe, because she’s not chopped liver.
Well, you don’t have to be mine forever but…
smooch
Merry Christmas.