The SDMB Mistletoe Thread

[beagledave]

*Originally posted by Diane *
**Kisses to you all :::slipping the tongue to a select few::: **

Hmmmm how much will it cost me to get on your “Select few” list

[Tygr]

*Originally posted by andygirl *
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*Originally posted by Tygr *

:::Tygr rips open shirt, revealing virile, Michaelangelo-sculpted torso. Strides up to andygirl, grabbing her in his powerful arms, bends down to her tender, trembling, anxious lips. Gives his precious lady a deep, soul-touching kiss. She feels the press of his lightly parted lips, and heartbeats later the delicate caresses of his sensuous tongue. Her head spins as the world slips away…:::
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Okay, that was kind of gross. Where are my altoids?
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See? SEE? That’s why I first offered a handshake. Who knows how to take the virile wind out of a male ego’s sails faster than one who takes her bread buttered on the other side?

sigh

…and here I screwed my courage to the wall and gave you my best-composed kiss. Serves me right…

Oh, well… Ladies, you’ve seen my best efforts, wasted as they may have been. Any second-line takers?

Geobabe, I see you weeping prettily. May I say I know of nothing you couldn’t do prettily. Though I am now a thoroughly chastened Tygr, and my exuberance has been dutifully curtailed, may I offer you a sweet, tender mistletoe kiss, as befits your sweet tender nature?

[stargazer]

Tygr, if we stop under the mistletoe as you pull me along, I’ll accept one of your kisses most willingly… especially now that I’ve seen what you can do! Talk about weak in the knees… swoon

[Prof.Dumbledore]

*Originally posted by Silver Fire *
**Well, you don’t have to be mine forever but…

smooch

Merry Christmas.
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YOOHOOOOO!!! “smoke coming out of ears…” :o

[screech-owl]

One for Tygr - gosh, you say the prettiest things to an owl! beautiful owl

And one for mrblue92 - we owls are not as scary as you think. scary owl

[Wow, talk about mixed messages!]

And one more for DRY, just because (even though he hasn’t answered my e-mail back).

[Geobabe]

*Originally posted by Tygr *
Geobabe, I see you weeping prettily. May I say I know of nothing you couldn’t do prettily. Though I am now a thoroughly chastened Tygr, and my exuberance has been dutifully curtailed, may I offer you a sweet, tender mistletoe kiss, as befits your sweet tender nature?

<sniff> Well, since you put it so nicely, I suppose…

<long, slow, sweet tender kiss>

Well, that quite took my breath away!

And what’s this now? Another kiss from andygirl? Oh my, I am quite overwhelmed!

[Welfy]

[small humble welfy voice] I don’t really want any kisses at the current time…but a hug could help right now. [/small humble welfy voice]

[stargazer]

Welfy! ::big, comfy, starry hug, accompanied by big-sisterly kiss on the forehead::

I’ll add a little comforting hair-stroking to that, if you’d like.

[pezpunk]

Pezpunk’s feeling blue. no holiday love for him from the SDMB. Guess, punks aren’t lovable…

[Welfy]

Thank you star! hugs back with a welfy smooch

pounces on pezpunk, broken doll, and malkavia with big hugs and friendly smooches

[stargazer]

pezpunk, will you accept a smooch from a newbie?

::puckers up, just in case::

[nashiitashii]

*Originally posted by Prof. Dumbledore *
***A lonely christmas for newbies *
**I wish i knew more people here. I am a newbie sigh… I don’t know but if anyone will kiss me, i will be theirs forever **:o

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::runs up to him [?], grabs his[?] collar and kisses him[?] while kneading his[?] buttocks.

[Welfy]

Awww…poor sweet lil Prof. Dumbledore! (And what a name? Where did you come up with it? It’s cool.)

covers face with little welfish kisses, fluttering eyelashes against his face

[Maeglin]

<Gives everyone the kiss of peace>

May your lives be full of goodwill.

MR

[WolfpackJeep]

*Originally posted by Tygr *

:::Tygr rips open shirt, revealing virile, Michaelangelo-sculpted torso.

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Nice!

smooch

…

smooch

[Tygr]

*Originally posted by stargazer *
Tygr, I’ll accept one of your kisses most willingly…

Ah, my dear stargazer, please accept my most sincere apologies. Doubtless you witnessed my recent misadventure… Truly, I deserve such callous treatment for letting my fickle ego be distracted from the radiance of your sparkling eye and tender wit.

:: Leans in close, his eyes locking on those chaste pools of richest violet(?). ::

(In a soft, quiet baritone:) Surely, milady, I might offer some means of recompense…

:: Delicately he alights upon the soft petals of her rosebud lips. With firmer pressure he parts her lips with his gentle tongue. He strokes her face as she melts in his arms. He picks her up in his powerful arms and gently places her on a nearby couch, their lips hesitantly parting. ::

(Bending to one knee at her feet, her hands clasped in his) And now, milady, I must take my leave of you, if only momentarily. If this has been an adequate penance, and you wish it, I may meet up with thee anon. 'Til then, fare well.

[Tygr]

*Originally posted by screech-owl *
**One for Tygr - gosh, you say the prettiest things to an owl! beautiful owl
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Dear, noble Lady Owl. This humble wordsmith is honored that you take notice of my petty scribblings.

:: Kneels and kisses the gracious lady’s hand. Rises to his feet, placing her hand to his heart. ::

I am warmed to my soul at you generous attentions.

:: He draws near to her, gazing rapt into her large, wild, luminous eyes. Then, leaning close he places a gentle kiss, momentarily feeling the thrill of riding the lofty night’s winds. ::

[pezpunk]

*Originally posted by stargazer *
**pezpunk, will you accept a smooch from a newbie?

::puckers up, just in case:: **

Are you kidding? Newbie kisses are the best!
Welfy kisses are good to of course.

[ElusiveMiser]

::struts over to mistletoe, begins raucously doing the making out with self thing, where you stand backwards and wrap your arms around yourself. Notices no one cares. Decides he needs to make friends in the SDMB. Espies Totoro, goes over to him and moans about girls.::

[Diane]

Hmmmm how much will it cost me to get on your “Select few” list.

Who’s to say you aren’t already there?