I’m kissing everyone. Then I can resent all of you (except thinksnow and spider woman) for not reciprocating.
Self-involved bastards! All of you!
ricepad, stop groping my ass.
Hey CrankyAsAnOldMan! <smooch!> Gotcha!
And as promised (in the Pit, no less), here is another HUGE <smooch!> for andygirl for being so very clever. I love you ever so much.
smooches DRY, just because
Hey, I'm not letting you have the advantage on me!
::smooch::
(though I would let you if you didn’t have the As in there… - you do have a nice As)
(((Scotticher))) Thanks! 
Hey Tygr, how’s about kissing me again?
But this time, without all the flowery stuff that’s making everyone else swoon. I mean, that stuff is nice & all, but it’s not my bag today.
How’s about some beer-swillin’, football-watchin’, cheesy-poof-eatin’ raunch?
Well, I return the favor with interest, of course! 
“Take all my loves, my love, yea, take them all;
What hast thou then more than thou hadst before?
No love, my love, that thou mayst true love call;
All mine was thine before thou hadst this more.”
–Sonnet 40
a multitude of kiss-on-the-cheek-like-your-Italian-third-cousin smooches to Ad Noctum Thanks for all your help…or should I say, “Grazie”?
Wow - I have never stood under the mistletoe before grins better make up for some lost time
Nymysys for being one of the most naturally effusive and wonderful people I know smooches**hugs
Dprfor just being you, one of my dearest and most supportive and caring friends. I love you. mmmmm smoooooch
Scottibecause such a wonderful person deserves all the smooches and cuddles they can get.
Welfyfor being brave and starting to face your fears
Spiderwomanfor being one of the kindest people I have met on the board
Tatertotyou too tatertot
Crunchy frogfor your kind welcome and incredibly sarcastic sense of humour. Though I haven’t made it to being your favourite newbie yet - I reckon if I stalk you long enough and smother you in smooches you will have to give in.
** Everyone ** that I have run out of time to list - smooches to you all.
psssssttt!!! Crunchy… 'mere 
One for Just A Girl and one for Silly Rabbit.
And here’s one for BornDodgy and another for Stoidela [whose political views I admire] and another for techchick68 [I think I already gave her one but I think she needs more].
I think I will have to limit myself to ending my posts to this thread after Twelfth Night [even though I am agnostic, I try to make Christmas last as long as possible]. Otherwise, I will eventually end up kissing everybody, and my arachni-mandibles will be very chapped.
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a SMOOCH on the cheek for you mrblue92.
you are too kind!
:: Tygr’s been ridin’ hither an’ yon trying to fulfill the quest he was sent on. Suddenly, a hand reaches out from the door of a (familiar) rollicking joint. ::
Whoa! The mistletoe’s still cookin’ , eh? Allright, milady!
:: Doffs his armor, puts on [sub](Persephone’s favorite team)[/sub] jersey. Puts team cap on backwards, plops onto couch.::
'sup, Hot Stuff? Hey, how 'bout them [sub](Persephone’s favorite team)[/sub]?
:: Chugs beer, stuffs mouth with cheesy poofs. Face & hands now covered with yellow cheese-scented powder. Cheers on [sub](Persephone’s favorite team)[/sub]. Half time show comes on.::
Whoo, what now?
:: Leers at Persephone ::
Heyyy, good lookin’!
:: Wipes yellow powder on jersey. Turns to Persephone and vigorously pounces. ::
[sub]<Raunch follows…>[/sub]
Kisses her :):):):), nibbles the back of her :):):):), licks up to her :p:p:p:p, fondles ;);););), pulls off her ;);););), unhooks her 
, pulls down her :D:D:D:D, licks up to her :p:p:p:p … :):):):):p:p:):););):):):):):):):p:p:p:p:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:cool:;);););););):):):):):):):):):)
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
Hey, Tygr, can I get some lovin’? Please?
walks up to Tygr grabs him by whatever he happens to be wearing and pulls him into a hungry kiss, wrapping her fingers up his back and around his shoulder muscles while pressing close
happy bouncy kisses to DRY
another for mrblue…hehehehe
mmm … kisses make me happy. Maybe I should go attack people in the mall. On second thought, maybe not.
Which mall? Fortunately I’m right by the airport…where is US Air???
Whoo-hooa! …and THAT, genties an’ ladlemen, is what I love about Dopers! <Arthur>Oh, I have the best life! I race cars, I fondle women, but I do have weekends off and I am my own boss.</Arthur>
:: Returns his attention to the lovely Medea’s Child (Note to self: DAMMIT, man! You never keep a lady waiting!) ::
Glorious lady, you have certainly caused this once-strong gentleman to go absolutely weak in the knees. Surely your radiant beauty did so initially, but your vigorous ministrations did cause the very earth to tremble 'neath my feet. Please allow me to reciprocate…
:: Sits on nearby fainting-couch. Pulls the object of his attention onto his lap. Cups her delicate chin in his hand. Gazes long into the mysterious depths of her dark eyes. Leans his head close as his fingers lightly trace the soft outlines of her face. His lips press, tentatively at first, then with a gradually increasing intensity as does his ardor. The taste of dear Medea’s sweet, delightful kisses cause honey to grow stale by comparison. ::
Why, no, my lovely, I’m not wearing a codpiece. Why do you ask?
[sub]BTW, in the interests of not disappointing you, Ms. Child, should your tastes in descriptive prose run more in line with Persephone’s, please let me know. I’m sure I can… ah, come up with something. Or just let me know when you feel the urge to pounce on people at the mall, I’ll do what I can to satistfy yer impulses.[/sub]
blush Tygr, dear heart, that’s wonderful for today. My moods change frequently and sweetness is well loved at the moment.
lurker! covers lurker in bright holiday kisses I’m headed to the mall with my sisters in a bit. Its in Flint, be careful the roads are hellish. (Though I’ll have to keep myself calm. My sisters are at the preteen era where ‘uncool’ is very, very bad. Luckily they are still dumb enough to think I’m cool. I think public kissing is not their cup of tea though. How did I get to be related to such conservative prudes?)
In talking to my family and friends here at home I have realised just how special this place is to me. Its a community I have grown to truly care about and love.
Beyond any cyber kisses or flirting, or even fighting ignorance, I hope each and every one of you has the delightful holiday season you deserve. You are truly a good crew and humanity is well served by the collection of people I have found here.
Be well, my dear friends.
<looks down at the ground, kicks at dirt with foot>
Awwwwwwwwwwwww…shucks, Missus Child, we don’t deserve that much praise. We just bein ourselves, you know>
<looks up hopefully at mistletoe>
Damn, kissed by Rosebud, eh? Well, well and my, my. And I just noticed I got smooched by Robyn way back when. I’m getting all warmed up again, gang! Who’s next?
::running in full steam ahead and tackling Nym::
I’m next! Woo! No line!
gratuitous girl on girl scene omitted
[sub]Dude, I just wanted the male population to get their lesbian fantasies out of the way here. [/sub]