Dude, did you miss the one with me and Rosebud? People are gonna start TALKING about me!
Eh…let 'em talk.
::pulls curtain shut as cheesy 70’s guitar music fills the room::
Since my original post, I’ve had the privilege of meeting some new people:
Olentzero
Euty
Scotticher
Falcon
MaxTorque
DynoSaur
Maeglin
Nen
and iampunha {it’s just fun}
Robin
Thank you tatertot!
You look absolutey gorgeous tonight! Big kiss back to tater!
::gives tater 30 minute back massage::
anything else I can do for ya?
<looking around for someone in need of a kiss…>
::grabs thinksnow and tips him back::
Brace yourself.
::wrapping arms around Nymysys::
As we topple backward, I pull fair Nym down on top, brething the bath-fresh scent of her hair…
“Wow! You smell delicious!”
SMOOCH
[sub]…and, uh, I’m just happy to see you[/sub]
I’m not sure how I feel about the brething. Methinks it’s some kind of crazy vernacular and I JUST WASHED MY HAIR!
Wow! Thanks Tygr!
But you realize that all those smilies made the thread go weird. 
Breathing, it’s breathing!
A deep inhalation, all the better to enjoy the wonderous scent of your flowing locks.
Well put, my dear.
No wonder why you’re the best friend I have here–smart, pretty, kind.
I have more than a few crushes on this board: JJJFishe, Frannie, Ruffian, Poysyn, etc. Then there’s Diane and her erotic dream.
But as my incredibly gifted favorite said, there’s a lot more to this place than flirting. There are some truly wonderful people here, male and female.
I would particularly like to single out my best friends here, five incredible people who it’s been a pleasure and an HONOR to get to know over the last ~6 months. If I’ve done nothing else this entire year, befriending the five of you was one heck of an accomplishment. You have made this lonely, insignificant guy feel very special indeed.
I’ll dispense with usernames here: A sincere and gracious thank you to:
Kathryn E.
Robyn W.
Paula M.
Brenda P.
Rhonda R.
Thank you for being my friends. I am grateful beyond my ability to express myself.
Your friend,
Dan
Heh. Yeah, well, they kinda made ME go weird, too! 
It was worth it, though.
Medea’s Child you’ve just humbled me again. You’ve demonstrated one of the best reason’s to visit the boards - the sweet natures of those I find here.
As to my meager scratchings, I know they dwindle to crumbs when exposed to the light that Lord DRY shines. 'Tis obvious at first viewing of his posts the reason for the high esteem in which he is held by the fairest citizens of this forum. His near-omniscient command of the Noble Bard, knowing precisely those lines which best melt a lady’s heart, drive my feeble scribbles back to the darkest, dustiest corners, there best left to be forgotten…
Geez, Tygr that was laying it on a bit thick there, wasn’t it? Apologies to all readers, I don’t usually wallow in self-deprecation. At least not in public. :o
I am finally here to lay many smooches on my Welf. Maybe Dragon should search for his name more often!
Dagnabit, Rasa, don’t step on my turf!
Ahem. Now where were we, ladies?
[sub]bow bow chicka chicka bow bow…[/sub]
[sub]<steps in with the camera>[/sub]
Spiritus sneaks in late, hoping nobody noticed his tardiness
Now, to make up for lost time:
87* Spider Woman
87* Stoidella
87* Gaudere
87* Falcon
87* Kellibelli
87P Pricciar[sub]the umbrella drink confused me[/sub]
ok kisses to
porcupine-your a wnderful person and i am happy to know you
nymysys i havnt met you yet but i hope to get t oknow you
wyldelf you are a bonafide hottie parexcelence
medea’s child thanks for the email it meant a lot to me
gaudere cause i’m your disciple and i am in awe of your persistence
falcon cause you are a sweetheart and a genunely caring person
borndodgy- i have gone through you are going through and i am thinking of you(not just cause you are so schon) I wish i could make it to Osterreich in feb and give you a hug from all the us dopers
tatertot-i still didnt get the kindereier but i hope all is well with you i’m going to try to mekr it to Heidelberg in Februar to see you if my friend doesnt kill me at fasching
kisses to all the wonderul people I missed- it is due to over drinking not negligence
Hmm…a bit long for a sig. 
The Lord DRY would just as soon have ONE, ONE MEASLY FRICKIN’ IN REAL LIFE GIRLFRIEND, than a horde of cyber harems (fascinating as some of these ladies are).
ahem
I do.
A late addendum to my list:
big smooches to MikeGfor being such a sweetie (you type well for a blind person ;))
a second round of smooches for Nymysys, Dpr, Scotticher, Welfy
[sub]and a blown kiss from the other side of the glass as I secretly watch Crunchy Frog[sub]
Blind drunk you mean! I’m still trying to reconstruct last night’s posting flurry after coming home from the Christmas party- It’s not a pretty sight:eek:
hoo boy, time for some damage control!