Well, I hate to disappoint a man…
grabs Tripler and smooches him repeatedly
Thank you, dear heart.
Your timing is exquisite; I really needed the affection. A very bright light in my life has dimmed, and, without wishing to lay blame, I’ll confess that I enter the holiday season (and my upcoming birthday) with little cheer. So I thank you for providing me with a spirit picker upper!
“I can express no kinder sign of love
Than this kind kiss. O Lord, that lends me life,
Lend me a heart replete with thankfulness!”
–King Henry VI, Act 1, Scene i
GolfWidow, thank you for being such a loyal friend! I offer you the same by way of return:
“For your great graces
Heap’d upon me, poor undeserver,
I Can nothing render but allegiant thanks,
My prayers to heaven for you, my loyalty,
Which ever has and ever shall be growing”
–King Henry VIII, Act 3, Scene ii
So, only one kiss, for now. But all the more meaningful for being relatively scarce. 
I don’t believe in pity kisses Odie, so I will just pull you under and give you a big smoocheroooo
Damn, my lips are going to be raw after this…
Nice, long intense passionate kisses to:
demo - for being my homeboy
Pat - for being my partner in crime
Psycat - for sitting up with me and pat while drunk
Seadiver and Vblaise - for being my homegirls and a part of our Charlie’s Angels cop show fantasy.
Silver Fire - my feminine counterpart
Kilgore Trout - for that sharp sarcasm and wit, and also calling me Captain.
Matt_MCL - For all the good times over ICQ chat
Esprix - for calling me hot
Jophiel - just because
MrCynical - For being such a stud…god damn.
Coldy - my favorite dutch treat
Obfus - for making himself pretty for me
Baggie - just cause she’s like so cool…and has neat tattooos
Troy__McC- for being so special and um…yeah
Rasa and Oldscratch - Joined at the hip. Thanks for being so goofy and stuff. Keep it up, i like to see demo vomit.
Nymysys - Nymsy dear!
Homer - for putting up with my incessant teasing/flirting in chat
Sue Duhnym - for being such a great hostess, and allowing my drunk ass to sleep at her place after one of the doper bashes
Jack Batty - Just cause jack is cool.
Omniscient - for the butt pats
I forgot to smooch some people…
andygirl - you can be my fruit fly any time!
lexicon - just cause youre cool like that
Le Sang - cause me and him have a score to settle cue Spanish guitars and maracas
surgoshan - for being my bitch.
OK, knowing that I will forget dozens of people, I press on anyway…
Crunchy Frog–yes, you can feel me up and since it’s the holiday season, I’ll give you a break on the Chicken of Bristol guilt trip! (BTW, I replied to your e-mail but realized too late that it probably replied to your work e-mail. Just want you to know I did reply!)
Omniscient–because he is such a hottie!
tater–because she is the absolute coolest!
Byz–because I am madly in love with her and this whole kissing under the mistletoe thing adds a whole new holiday-themed element to my erotic dreams about her!
Twisty–for being my bitch and an all-around sexy guy!
Euty–for being nice enough not to reply to my annoying e-mails with a hearty “Buzz off!!” (Love ya! ;))
Silo–because I think he’s a good guy and I want to meet him!
Satan–because our meeting was entirely too short and he deserves all the holiday cheer he can get!
Drain–for letting me give smooches to Satan! 
Skümmet–because he is very tall and very cute and because I haven’t heard from him since he returned home to Denmark and I’m a little worried about him!
Shayna–for being such a sweetie all the time and always trying to help me out!
Milo–since I’m not flirting with him anymore and I’m suffering withdrawal symptoms!
Anthracite–for being one of the nicest, sexiest, friendly people I have ever had the pleasure of exchanging words with.
John Corrado–because for some reason I haven’t really seen him around much recently and he’s very cool.
David B.–because he doesn’t get mentioned in these kissing/hugging/mushy threads that often!
Coldie–for locking my embarrassing thread in ATMB! (Thanks!)
Persephone–because she’s just cool. 'Nuff said.
Homer–because he reminds me of my little brother.
GaWd–because he isn’t around as much as he used to be and I miss him!
Ayesha–because I like her. So there!
hedra–for her kick-ass post in Byz’s baby thread.
purplebear–for always being such a sweetie!
Arnold Winkelried–because he said that internet porn was good! What? He didn’t actually say anything like that? Hmmm…Well, what the hell, smooches to Arnold anyway!
I’m sure I have forgotten about a hundred people so I’ll probably be back to add on later!
I would try to time my mistletoe greetings with SwimmingRiddles.
I have done much to make it well known that I am smitten by Ms. Swiddles.
Yet she still does not demand that I marry her.
Sigh.
Kissing? Kissing is good. I like kissing.
If I could…I would…
Jester: you are sooo sweet to me and always sooo much fun.
Iampunha: my first high school boyfriend…mmmmmmmm.
thinksnow: my absolute favorite snowman…you always warm me up.
lurkernomore: all the women are after you, so I’ll just sneak a quick kiss.
Dire Wolf: who makes lycanthropy look very attractive. Oh, yes.
Zenster: nice to me from the start. A true gentleman.
Sauron: a true hero…a girl’s dream come true.
And if I could sneak a peck on the cheek?
Coldfire: I grew up with Rush. I like a man with good taste.
London Calling: I think I’ve liked everything you’ve ever written here.
Aahhh. I do like kissing…
Smoches back at ya Crunchy Frog. I’d be more than happy to take advantage of you again but since I get pregnant just sharing a towel with a man, and becuase I think having one virtual love child is enough for one year, I better keep my distance. But I’d be happy to give you a fondle here and a grope there… just for old time’s sake!
Smooches to these folks too:
TwistOfFate, tatertot, Homer, Silo, SilverFire, Rasa, Demo, Mr. Cynical, fierra, Zette, biggirl, evilbeth, and many many others whom I wish I had the time to list!
OMG! My first virtual smooch! And from no less a SDMB luminary than Spider Woman! I’m honored. And a big < smooch > back to you.
As long as I’ve been summoned, a few more:
Pugluvr for knowing, (or at least caring), where the name came from. And for being a cool person. < smooch >
[evil witch voice]and your little dog too![/evil witch voice.]
Scotticher Cause she’s a world class sweetheart. < smooch >
purplebear ditto < smooch >
There are many, many more ladies, and wimmens, on this board that I greatly admire for their wit and wisdom, but my memory, and my nerve, are failing me.
So… a brotherly peck on the cheek for FairyChatMom, Missy2U, Aunty Pam(sp?) and many others I secretly have warm feelings for.
And for you guys…manly, male-bonding, sorts of blandishments. You guys are way cool. It’s always a pleasure to talk guy stuff with ya’ll. Beers all around.
(It’s a guy thing)
WOW!! I inspire secret warm feelings? Well, Bumbazine, my dear, here are a coupla sisterly smooches - one for each cheek! You’ve just brightened an otherwise crummy Monday!
Silver Fire is obviously not going to read this, because she’s not going to read this thread any more, because she said she’s not going to post to it any more, and I don’t think she can leave a thread about kissing alone if she keeps reading it…but…
<<wiggles ass in Silver’s face>>
WOO!!! Dream about it, baby…dream about it. And I thought you were my slut, not my bitch, but if you want to be my slut AND my bitch it’s not like I’m objecting.
I’m sure I left people out too…but here’s one to Silo who lives within 20 miles of me and can hunt me down and kill me if I dis him. And other people deserve 'em too, but I’m feeling lazy.
Hiding? I’m not hiding. Umm… I’ve just been busy lately.
[sub]* Wondering how to interpret that “pounce” *[/sub]
kisses Medea’s child back; retreats as he knows no one else is interested
Okay! smooch Hama!
All the women? Stops…none catch up…
Well, the ones who did mention me were not many, but they were EXTREMELY high quality, including you, Struuter - and there’s no need to rush…
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It’s so cute when straight men beg. (And which comment were you speaking of?)
Um, thanks for the thought, but, um… ew!
But you are, my big hunky stud - you are! Now c’mere and let me give you a kiss…
I, of course, want to give Falcon a big kiss because I know how much she loves me (and I her), and my straight boyfriends SkySlash and ChrisP One Kenobe (a straight guy kinda kiss, of course {heh heh}).
I’m sure there are others I’ll get around to smoochin’ soon enough.
Esprix
Good. I’ll take my sweet time, then.
Returning Mistletoe kisses, with interest (10% compounded hourly) for fierra, Falcon, and struuter!
(sorry, my tongue does that sometimes :))
Some more kisses for screech owl and Fairy Princess Kitty, who both have events in their lives that are similar to mine.
Aw, hell, I’ll kiss all the Doper chicks!
:: watches as they all run away screaming ::
A big, passionate, music-swelling, inappropriate-for-small-children ::smooch:: for Lnix, who said not once, but twice, that she was falling in love with me.
The one where I called you a one-trick pony. And I never said I was straight, just that my wife doesn’t like it