The SDMB Mistletoe Thread

…and I’ll say it again! Spider Woman, yer the tops! I’d like to return the favor with a smooch and a big hug, too. {{{Spidey}}}

Since I’m here, I’ll offer smooches to everyone in the SDMB community. You make my work day a whole lot more interesting, entertaining and educational.

Oh, and I’ll be hangin’ out by the mistletoe if anyone else needs a kiss…

Ah, yes - not something to be proud of, dear lad. :frowning:

Tease not the queers at this festive holiday, for some of us are packing and are cranky about it. :mad:

Esprix

"Things are getting warm…

Oh Hamadarling…"

Ahem

And kisses to Smoothie, Purplebear and Falcon, as well as Techie and Ultress.

::Brightly::

“How 'bout the rest of the board babes?”

VB applies his blistex and puckers up.

drive by smooch!

<andy runs up to vix and kisses her on the cheek>

heehee.

<andy scurries away>

And kisses to kelli and Gadarene, in hopes that they feel better.

OOOPS!

Almost forgot the delectable Spidey, and a continental kiss of the hand for our regal Eve.

Happy holidays to all!

::sniff…sigh…pout::

Just kidding. :smiley: I don’t mind so much not getting a direct smooch.

::sniff…:: No really. I’m okay.

I’ll just send out tons of major smooches to everyone out there, so I don’t leave anyone out. Happy Holidays to all. May the season find you safe and warm in your homes, and surrounded by the ones you love.
Stephen

Shyly walks up & gives Eve a smooch on the cheek for being the first SDMB vet to offer me a night of witty sex & wild, abandoned ice cream…

Shyly walks up & gives Persephone a smooch on the cheek for being the first SDMB vet to offer me a “How YOU doin?”

Shyly walks up & gives welfy a smooch on the cheek 'coz newbie wallflowers gotta stick together.[sub](Yeah, right, like a deahn-undah cutie like welfy will ever be a wallflower.)[/sub]

Shyly walks up and kisses Crunchy Frog on the hindquarters 'coz he knows that’s what newbies have to do…

:::Shuffles off to the back left corner of the room nursing a cup of watered-down nog:::

[sub]Don’t mean to be an Eeyore, but the last party I went to was in high school, and that’s exactly how my experiences of these things went. Minus the smooches, of course…[/sub]:frowning:

I was standing under the mistletoe and andygirl kissed me! Woo hoo!

And here’s big kiss for Tygr, who was brave enough to come on in. ::smooooch::

Oh, how I love poor pathetic men… C’mere and pucker up!! I’ll smooch ya from here to next Tuesday!!

:wink:

“Oh, and while I’m waiting here to be smooched thoroughly, I’ll sip my eggnog and 151. Oh dragonlady, did I mention the Cinnamon oil, with a little apple mixed in for that holiday spirit?”

No pun intended, 'Sprix? :wink:

All I want in my stocking for XMas is Falcon :wink:

Tripler
Blushing. Really. I am . . .

Kisses back to struuter and andygirl (and anyone I missed).

Handshake back to Ad Noctum because his lips seem to have fallen off from kissing Medea’s Child.

Some more smooches…

Crunchy Frog because he deserves one after being wrongly accused of wearing a mistletoe belt! I’m sorry I kicked you! hugs
Garfieldbecause he’s a sweetie who worries about me too much. :slight_smile:
andygirl, because she is so cool!
matt_mcl, because a million years ago he called me “hella cute”
My loyal fans who listened to my debut “Welfy the Teapot” song and didn’t laugh at me. :wink:
sanibelman for being there for me in some tough times
mega the roo for being my long-lost twin with similar strange habits.
silo for being such a goofball :wally
tygr–I want to get to know you! Don’t be shy! grabs tygr in a welfish headlock
MontfoNt Because he’s better than zapdingbats!
thinksnow Because he noticed me in the corner!
I’ll think of others later. If I didn’t mention you, then complain to me, please! :smiley:

I need a smooch…

smooch just for Gunslinger (a hottie should never have to beg like that.)

swipes Tygr’s cup of watered down nog and replaces it with the good stuff. There you go.

<walks quietly into the room, notices all the sweet, wonderful people standing around, taking their turn under several large sprigs of mistletoe. Suddenly finds herself getting smooched by so many dear friends like:
Crunchy Frog, I’m right here, been a bit busy. sorry, dear. I did vote on your pic. smooch
Nerd, awwww…Blush I love you too, my friend.smooch
Paddy, just cuz you’re so sexy and a sweetie too. smooch
Jester,Blush Thanks. smooch
Spider woman, you’re a dear, and a joy to read. smooch on your cheek
Falcon, my number one birdy friend. Easy to be sweet to you, hon. smooch on your cheek.
Brynda, blush thanks so much. smooch on the cheek
lurkernomore, why, you sweetie. smooch!
evilbeth, one of the sweetest people here. smooch on the cheek
Bumbazine, umm…don’t know what to say. Thank you. smooch
Vestal Blue, my very favorite flyboy. :wink: I have something special planned for you.
All these dear, sweet people wanted to smooch me! WOW!>

Ok, ok, now to add some more , in no particular order:
MaidenUnicorn love ya, my friend. smooch on the cheek
rosebear my SIL, I miss you muchly. :frowning: Smooch
Grace for being so sweet and meeting me for dinner. I had a great time. We’ll have to do it again sometime soon.smooch on the cheek
DRY for being so nice to me, and for having a sexy voice on the phone. :wink: smooch
weirddave for being a good friend. smooch
pipefitter my dear friend. glad you’re doing well. smooch!
casdave for wonderful chocolate, even if my cubs did eat most of it.smooch
ultress for being a sweetie to me always. smooch on the cheek
Scotti such a sweet, kind heart you have. smooch on the cheek
ChiefScott just 'cuz. smooch
dpr I’ve missed you in chat, my Aussie buddy.smooch!
Coldfire my Dutch pal, missed you lately too. smooch
Ad Noctum I’ve enjoyed our talks. smooch on your cheek, till you’re a bit older. :slight_smile:
Silo since I’m one of the gals on here, you must have meant me too.:wink: smooch
Tripler hehehe… I’m here. smooch!
Dire Wolf I didn’t run away screaming. smoooch!
Tygr awwww…That’s just not right that you’d feel that way. smooch {{{{{{Tygr}}}}}}
MysterEcks you know why. smooch
Ogre had so much fun with you in the ‘fight’ thread. smooch
StrTrkr same reason, and little Kimberly is so cute! smooch
techie one of my favorite people on here. smooch on your cheek, and {{{{{{Liz}}}}}}
Veb a sweet, gentle soul I much admire. smooch on the cheek.
And, a big Smooch! to all the ones I’m accidentally forgetting tonight. May this holiday season find you happy, healthy and heartwhole.

Now, for VB…hehehe…
<sneaking up behind him while he’s busy flirting with to Hamadryad and Dragonlady, purplebear grabs him, holds a sprig of mistletoe above his head, and gives him a wild kiss he won’t soon forget. He kisses her back, and she almost forgets why she’s there. Finally releasing Flyboy Extraordinaire, pbear shakily wipes her lips, gulps, and slowly walks away, needing a drink.> Whew!
Show’s over, carry on, folks. BLUSH

Mr Bear better hurry up and get home, before I forget I’m married, and kiss some more of these sexy hunks in here.:eek:

Sim!! I can’t believe I didn’t smooch you! I feel bad. :frowning: smooch A little late… ::sigh:: Can you ever forgive me?

Awww, that’s so cute. I get an extra long kiss.
::kisses sk8rixtx long and soft with her hand grabbing his firm ass::
::runs up to monster104 and makes him sit down so she can jump in his lap and kiss him, the big goofy bastard that he is::
::gives iampunha a quick little kiss, then scurries away::
::sneaks up behind sanibelman and kisses him on the cheek::
::ambles over to dpr and gives him a sweet little kiss and runs off to find more people to kiss::

Ok Gun, here ya go… Smmmmooooocchhhh!

And then, especially to:

UncleBeer; just because most absolutely absolutely.

Euty; Thanks back atchya, Sweet Tater.

Persephone; cuz men’ll throw down money on the prospect, and, then , of course, there’s that dang allurement thang.

Aenea; Um… cause you’re just sharp as shit???

Ayesha; for bein’ strong and smart and everything I admire.

ChiefScott; Fer giving me an upside-down plane ride.

Sassy; Redhead Lounge Siren!

Ukulele Ike; Fer makin’ me laugh always!

Byz; Goddamn, where are ya? Smooooccchhh!

Veb; For being particularly alert and articulate, even in the worst of circumstansii.

Inky; You just twinkle the toes of the Lilting Unspeakable.

Shayna; Thanks for everything this go round of the sun, and especially for being the strength of this place when Wally passed on yond.

All the rest of Y’all, Buena Suerte Holiday smooches encouraged!

And, of course, best smooches to Cecil and the overworked minions of this site; mebbe kissing under the sign of a parasite is appropriate! Anyhoo, thanks much for this place! Yadda Yadda. Smoooooochhhh!