…a mysterious, one-armed man, the man for whom ChiefScott had been searching for 20 years because…
…the one-armed man was on a grassy knoll one very fateful day. But that was either here nor there, he had bigger worries. Did the one armed man know about…
…the secret experiments Cheif Scott had been performing to…
…extend his…
…shoe size? ChiefScott’s feet were an embarassment to him–they were as small and dainty as a ballerina’s. Boys taunted him in the showers during gym class. The memory of their torments haunts him still.
To make his feet bigger, he’s been conducting dastardly experiments on…
…PHAEDRUS, which would explain why CheifScott had no fear of him. He knew he could control phaedrus by the device CS had planted in his head. He planned on forcing phaedrus to…
…shave his head & sell flowers at an airport.
Meanwhile, Bluepony sidles in & surveys the bloody lounge at the No-Tell Motel, sees ChiefScott preparing to excercise his mind control on Phaedrus, and says…
…"HALT! Don’t do that because he is my…
…"aunt’s best friend’s hairdresser’s cousin’s New-Age Spiritual Adviser’s nephew’s milkman’s daughter’s boyfriend!
Besides, if you look closely, you’ll see that Phaedrus is missing something very important. Look here…"
…at his hand. See how is palm doesn’t have anything on it? He’s supposed to have a tattoo of…
…a rose, placed by…
…his thumb. It was symbolic of his relationship with…
…pepperlandgirl, long before she was married. In fact, she was his first and only true love. The rose was important to his fond and sweet memories of her, for on their very first date, he had…
…been suffering from the heartbreak of psoriasis, and used the roses he had brought for her to scratch his head. Pepperlandgirl remembers that night too. It is burned forever in her memory, because Phaedrus tried to…
…bite off her nose, which totally freaked her out. It wasn’t the reason she left him though. She really left because…
…shortly before they were to be married, he expressed an interest in sleeping with another woman to see what it was like.
But pepperlandgirl overcame the emotional turmoil soon after when she met…
…Arkon, who won her heart by bringing her a little teddy bear holding a heart that said “I Love You.” But that teddy bear was no innocent toy, as pepperlandgirl was to discover. It had been used to…
…hold the soul of the dead. During a demonic ritual, Chiefscott, Coldfire and Arkon had called upon the evil powers that be and infused into the bear the soul of…
…Arkon’s Mentor, who had set in motion a plan to…
…murder world-famous burlesque dancer Welfy because…