Cykrider is getting out of the General Hospital after fully recovering from the mishap between him, a bottle of Gentleman’s Jack Daniels, and Tokiwoki’s twin sister. Being a caring and compassionate man, Cykrider drives over to Tokiwoki’s house to apologize and express his incalculable and eternal love to her in the form of a Haiku. He anxiously knocks on the door and awaits his angel.
Having been killed off two seasons ago by a mob of angry jackals, Dire Wolf mysteriously reappears.
How could this be???
“It was a dream. I hit my head on a fire hydrant and have been in a coma ever since. Thank goodness the People Who Live Under The Subway Grate cared for me all this time…”
Tygr nervously scarfs down his third cruller while waiting his cue. He can’t believe his luck, landing what could be his break-out role as… (checks script)
“Corpse #2”
He offers up a quick prayer of thanks to his agent and promises to tithe an extra 15% to him next week.
dougie_monty sneaks into the local radio station DJ booth and makes this announcement before leaving, before the station security force can catch up to him:
"Before the next song, today’s vital statistics: Six female Dopers have given birth this week.
“And now: ‘Don’t Blame Me.’”
They hear loud moans coming from a nearby building. They enter to find a wrestling ring set up, and hardygrrl giving Stinky Paws the BroncoBuster as other Dopers watch and…
The evil Dr. Totoro (brilliantly played by Robert Redford) noticed that the evil Doctor post had already been done by Dougie_Monty. “Who sent you? Was it…”
“Moe! Larry! Cheese!” squealed Curly.
Moe and Larry untied their bonds and hopped, their ankles still tied, out of the next room. Curly had already knocked out Double Deal Dave Decker and his henchman, Lobo. Cheese refused to answer.
Curly saw another mouse and…
…surrepetitiously gives her evil twin a backward kick, knocking her out into the hallway. Curly unties Moe and Larry, and Nell, and Curly immediately starts wooing Elenfair. Moe and Larry, meanwhile…
