Um, I was going to mention that Latin names ought best be italicized, but after reading that last statement…never mind. Bold is okay! :eek:
Does anyone else have an overwhelming urge to lick Crunch Frog?
I’m the leopard and I miss my leopardess.
Where are you???
Come and have some fun with me…:):D:)
I bet I could lick him with one hand tied beh… er, that’s not what you meant, is it?
Never mind
We need a blushing smiley.
Gee, Crunchy, I’d think an animal highly skilled with its tongue would be in high demand…
I suppose it’s only appropriate for me to be a Kangaroo… so don’t get too close or I’ll knock you out!!
Go on, tough girl, I dare you! I dare you to touch me! Let’s see 20,000 mice or 8 humans would be about equivalent to say . . . 25 kangaroos?
So go on, touch me, I could take out a couple dozen of you!
I’m the cow god! MOOOOOOOOOOO!
I wish I was. I’m just a mouse. I’m little, I’m nothing, but I eat whatever I want and can go anywhere I choose, an dI’ll be around long after y’all are extinct. Nyaah!
Gee, if it weren’t for my screen name, I would want to be the dolphin. After all, everyone knows that dolphins are the only animal that…well, you know 
Alas, I shall be the wolf, before all the other pseudo-wolves on the board jump in.
As my first official act as Wolf, I hereby huff, puff, and blow all the cages down, so we can have a nice free-range animal park. Also makes it easier for me to get snacks.
Since we’re all running around loose, remember to jump on all the lurker cars so we can scratch the paint and tear the convertible rooves.
See, this is why it sucks to be a frog. When mayhem ensues, I just stay out of the way to avoid getting stepped on and wait for someone to pick me up before I can inflict any damage.
If I were a grizzly or polar bear however . . .
Of course I would be the annoyingly yappy little dog who can’t resist licking people and animals even when they have made it abundantly clear that they would rather be left alone.
Keith
Oh fine, since no one else has stepped up to the plate I guess it’s time for me to take my obvious position as the giraffe.
On a side note, I now have a freakishly long tongue. All female zoo inhabitants are invited over at 10 PM.
You mean like this :o ?
Um, yeah, that’ll do.
Now we need a smiley of an idiot slapping himself on the forehead for being such an idiot.
You’re not gonna show me that one next are you?
Uhh I dunno what I am… people already took what I was gonna be (Leopard and Black Panther) so I’m gonna be a part of the really strange exhibits at the zoo… I’m the Dragon. Watch out or I’ll toast you to a crisp… mmm crisp…
I wanna be a basalisk. Bet I could take all of you on…
I wanna be a capybara. For the rodent-uniformed, they are the world’s largest rodent. Yeah, that doesn’t sound too appealing, but picture a 100-pound, 2-foot-tall hamster. Can’t lose one of those in the house.
i’m a white rabbit
i look cute and fluffy and harmless enough, but HORROR hides within those cute little red eyes
when small children try to pet me, believing my adorable exterior, they are bitten and scratched and killed in a single hop
leaving their parents to comfort the screeching ones left behind with the words…
I’d like to be a big blue and gold macaw. I’d be allowed to sit around and talk to people all day, and get fed crackers, and as an extra-special bonus, I’d get to wear a neat little ankle bracelet. If I don’t like you, I could drop a big white parrot shit on your head. HA!
Oh what a wonderful life that would be…if I could be a parrot in a tree…
Rose