The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

**Ultimate Peep Show (link)
I called 911
An April Foolish MMP **

Is that your finger or are you just glad to see me, Doc?

Stitches
Oooh :eek: Whatever happened to the hippocratic oath??

**What warnings would you give to tourists to the US?
Would you eat an $81 hamburger? **

You would in New York City

In GQ:

why do women live longer than men
Perky 1960s breasts

MPSIMS:
Today I voted straight ticket liquor!
What can I expect at an A.A. meeting?

**What is the opposite of …

Is that your finger or are you just glad to see me, Doc?
I want to be a doctor! **

**You funny obsessive Warhammer people …
Will I ever understand people? Probably not. **

Colonoscopy-Not Great News
Jeebus! Talk about windy!

** What do you do BADLY, but LOVE doing?

I want to be a doctor! **

Scary! :eek:

**Conflict Resolution

Toddlers and Fire Arms DON’T Mix, People!
**

**What America Really Needs (business-wise) …
Practical Jokes At Work
Sony Busted for Software Piracy!!! **

SDMB Weight Loss Club, April (08)
Thinking of taking the 72oz steak challenge - thoughts, advice . . . prayers?
What America Really Needs (business-wise) …
A product that COMPLETELY fails

**Another “to pay or not to pay” thread - for adults.
What is the sexiest kind of sex? **

In Cafe:

** Old Playboy cartoon…
Pulled pork**

**Can I use some excessive force, Officer?
I lost half my total blood volume yesterday. **

What’s the best way to paint a window sign?
I lost half my total blood volume yesterday.
Your sign will get some attention, that’s for sure!

Cute Kid Stuff
Woody Allen billboards?
You know, if I had kids, I don’t think I’d let Woody Allen near them.

**What is the sexiest kind of sex?
I called 911
**

**A question about women’s sex organs.

How long will eggs last in the fridge? **

**You’ve Gotta Laugh And Cry
Dan The 3 to 13 Minute Man **

And then fall fast asleep.

**Galactica 1980, how bad could it really be?..
Commit Cultural Heresy: No Cow Too Sacred. **

Damn straight! It’s about time someone stood up to all those vast legions of obsessive Galactica 1980 fans, and all those snooty egghead professors raving on about what Great Art the show was!