Fortunately, typing and proofreading won’t be necessary for my participation in the 2012 event.
So if you get to celebrate Christmas in 2012, you’re welcome. If not, well, I tried.
Don’t worry, it worked.
…
I’m
Just a man
With a man’s courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart
May find the golden grail
Oh oh - oh oh
Flash
I was on the Navy Super Secret Chimp-fighting squad. I can knock out a chimp with a shock wave of force without ever having touched him.
I was also the first US Operative to successfully stare down a goat. . .
I am a member of the Supreme Secret Court. Our decisions are so secret we don’t tell anyone about them.
So you’re the one who approved that wire tap on my cell?
::looks constipated::
I just killed your dog!
Then you killed a secret terrorist-sniffing dog! One of very few dogs in the whole world trained to detect terrorists by the smell of evil.
No I’m not. You’re one too!
I also assisted in the faking of the moon landing. That was actually me in that video, jumping around like a fool. In later years, I was the top agent for the CIA (and in fact still am), doing wet work around the world. Okay, it was fixing swimming pools for diplomats, but still . . . it was wet.
I have it on good authority (my own) that we faked the fake moon landing.
That was you!? :eek:
I’m Cecil Adams!
Me and hundreds of other moon landing reenactors.
And so is my wife!
Don’t forget I suggested that name. Before that, you were just little Ed Z…never mind.