Shoe size is 7 1/2. Don’t forget the handshake. And the secret hand signal. Fenris will be along soon.
John Corrado is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
It’s not my turn, it’s Fenris’ turn purple monkey dishwasher.
Esprix
FEEEENNNNNRRRRIS…
FEEEENNNNNRRRRIS…
Jeesus, where is that kid when you need 'im?
FENRIS, YOU GET YOUR ASS IN HERE BEFORE I WHIP IT BOY!!
Since we’re on the subject, who was the wise guy that slipped the Viagra into my kool-aid at the last Newbie Bashing Coordination meeting? I’ve had painfully throbbing boner for three days now.
It was Fenris, wasn’t it? Damn him. I still need to get him back for putting itching powder on my toothbrush…
Wait, I’m not seeing the fnords anymore. Does this mean I’m out of the clique?
Fellow clique members, this just in:
“The werewolf howls at midnight.”
“It’s a nice day if it doesn’t rain.”
“It’s always a nice day if it doesn’t rain.”
Wow! You’re a Delta Knight, too?!
They let y’all in The Clique[sup]TM[/sup]? When are they going to let me in?
Damn The Clique[sup]TM[/sup]
What I want to know is this: Am I in The Clique or not? Yeah, conventional wisdom would say that, if I have to ask, I ain’t in it and I’ve blown off all the meetings and haven’t paid a dime in dues, but last year somebody in this very Pit accused me of being in it.
That pie sounds pretty good, though. Transparent stuff, like water, doesn’t have calories.
Gotcha ya, the pie is only served at midnight , when the Mexican fat burners are half price. Score!
Then I’m likely to be the only person getting pie because I’ve been here at midnight and there ain’t NOBODY else here.
Ew. And I thought we had moved past all those “squicking” references.
Never mind Mexican Fat Burners or pie, I want me some bean and beef burrito.
Bean, beef, and cheese burrito, IIRC. 
The knight strikes at midnight. Mother is the best bet. Beeblebrox continues to keep them distracted. Have you driven a Fnord lately?
I still don’t get the whole OG thing…
Stroking the erotic chainsaw.™
It was a typo in the OP from this lovely thread that took on a life of its own http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=103615&highlight=Christians
OG SMASH!
Ladies and Gentlemen, you have your orders. You know what must be done.
OG not know meaning of word inscrutable.
OG sort rubbish!