They’re not gay, they’re just merry.
Oh I’m a lumberjack, and I’m ok…
At 1st reading I thought I’d have to chime-in with character witness testimony and state:
Oxymoron is DEFINITELY NOT a lipstick lesbian
Oo, when we find out, we could finally stage our production of Seven Dykes for Seven Faggots. I’m still not sure what they’re supposed to do with each other, though.
Why go and take the sobbin’ women, of course.
No, indeedy… 
Aside from the whole “faggot” issue, I wonder why I was assigned the sobriquet Jumpy…
when everyone knows i ought to be Hunky!
“Overly Friendly?” 
For the record, a friend of min once did a staged reading of The Women with an all-male cast - played as men, without changing one single line of dialogue or character name. (I was Peggy, the young naive waif who had no idea men were such scoundrels.)
Esprix