…I have discovered it. Prepare yourselves, you may pop boners or lose your free wills at the mere mention of something you’ve likely never thought of or heard.
A native (belgian) French speaker speaking German.
…The english equivalent for the proper reaction (a Homer gurgle) is ‘transcendent.’ I know you’re all nearly my zombie army from the unexpected sexiest thing in the world.
German in a French accent!
Now! Go and do my bidding!
You lost me…
The way I see it, Sanguine, is that Freiheit is all hot and bothered by hearing German being spoken by someone whose native language is French, thus speaking the German with a French accent.
My vote for sexiest non-physical attribute would have to be, “humorous”, but I will accept “humorous with a French accent”.
lost me too
I’d say, it has to be intelligence. Not pure, undiluted genius but he’s has to have a brain in there knock knock.
(side note: My guy knows some french and it’s a turn on when whispered into an ear at the right moment purrrrrr)
[nitpick] It would seem to me that speech is a physical attribute, as it is a mechanical process that the body undertakes. [/nitpick]
Methinks he meant like the eyes, the lips, the body… something more obvious. “That guy has a magnificent bottom! Truly a butt to (be)hold!”
Here’s another vote for brains and a sense of humor. Those qualities are sexier than almost any physical attribute, by itself, could be.
I’m voting for sense of humor. Brains are pretty physical, sittin’ up there in the skull and all that. 
Bah-hahahaha! You make-a me laugh…
I also think that a laid-back, relaxed demeanor can be very inviting. I don’t want a guy going berzerk about every little thing. Just relax, man…
Before I dash off to do your bidding, can you just say the following phrase in German with an outrageous French accent?
“You don’t frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kinnnnnnn-iggits.”
That would get me soooo turned on.
I just did
Now, most sexiest non-physical attributes? Intelligence, and a wicked sense of humour… Yeah, I’m picky.
I vote for a witty sense of humour…dry, off-the-cuff oneliners and obscure references. You cant pull that off without being intelligent anyway.
Good humor (meaning laid back pleasant personality and witty) and a nice timber and modulated voice.
This is my vote, also.
Horseflesh:
Ihr erschreckt uns mal nicht, du englische Schweinhund! Kocht eure Arsche doch ab, Söhne von einem Tor. Ich putze mir die Nase an dich, so genannter Arthur-König, du und deine alberne englische Rrrrrrrrritter!
Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? 
Funny, I usually find anyone speaking with a French accent to be funny.
Calm down, calm down. I was only kidding.
Intelligence, sense of humour… is anyone gonna answer with anything different?
Sure, intelligence and a great sense of humor will get you far but for me unbridled desire is irresistable. There is something so endearing about being the object of someone’s affection.
Such is the curse of the low self-esteemed.
Passion. Give me a man who is passionate about something. I mean really passionate. Ya know, where his eyes light up at the mere mention of the object of his passion.
I don’t care if the passion is fishing or baking cakes or sailing, passion makes a man sexy and desirable.