Ah come on, I see Andrew’s, but no Andre’s? What’s wrong with you people? 
If it makes you feel better, on my list each name gets a double word score if it’s in French and a triple word score if it’s in Italian. swoon
Andrew wasn’t on my list, but I’ll add it just for you. (It’s not sexy exactly, but, like the name Stephen, it conjours up images of a good husband.)
Hmmm…only on two lists? (well, three if you count Super Gnat’s,) I feel less loved…
You know, Andrew DOES mean manly or courageous. Just thought I’d throw that out there…
I like Joey, myself.
And what images does Patrick conjure up?
Damien
Damon
Michael
Christian
Peter
Thierry (damn Night World)
Liam
Will
Jack
James
As to the first two…well, to paraphrase Buffy, I like my men how I like my evil. . .evil. In theory, anyway; not in practice. I be liking the nice guys in practice.
I think Ryan is a damn sexy name for a guy. Also, Ryanne is a damn sexy name for a woman.
I also like Jacob as a name.
How about a vote for Edgar?
I cant believe no one’s yet posted the sexiest male name of all time:
Cecil Adams
Fergus is generally considered to be an extremely dorky and non-sexy name here in Ireland. I’ll tell my workmate that someone in Canada thinks his name is hot. He’ll be made up.
Actually, you mentioned Brendan too. You should come here and go to a meeting of the Legion of Mary or Macra na Feirme - you’ll be swimming in Ferguses and Brendans.
Marco
Piotr
Rhys
Gavin
Colin
Donal
Brendan
Aidan
and Nicholas (which, BTW seems to be fairly popular in this thread)
Going out with a guy called Jake…
Well, at least David made it onto the thread even if it IS only once.
After reading this entire thread, I hate my name more than ever.
Well, Im flattered that there were illusions in the first place.
And Jenny, let’s ditch this Jake square and find us a nice little cozy hideaway… 
Well, my IRL name is nowhere to be found, but if I changed it to what I have named my hypothetical son, Lucas Alexander, then I’d be sitting pretty a few times over it appears.
J-names are sexy as hell. Justin, Jared, Jeremy, Jonathan.
In the Celtic tradition popular to the thread, Brendan, Tristan and Aidan.
I think it was just the fact that “Ilsa” ended in an “A.” (although Joshua and Nikita seem to be the main exceptions to the “if the name ends in A, it’s a girl’s name” thing)
That, and the fact that there’s a female character called Ilse in the Emily books by Lucy Maud Montgomery.
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Umm, Ilsa Lund is the lead character from Casablanca. I happen to like Ingrid Bergman (and Ingmar, but that’s different).
But my name’s Alex
I forgot to add other male names that I find absolutely sexy:
Scott (another one of my brother’s high school friends)
Dylan
Jamie
Devon
(no, I don’t have crushes on all my brother’s friends… just Scott and Eric)
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