This is a continuation of the discussion from To Members of the SDMB: Another one bites the dust. Are you next?.
Hiya John, ya old Nazi. 
Damn! Beat me to it!
So, when is Henman playing Silo?
Silo was beaten by Ivanisevic yesterday. Try to keep up, will ya?
Yeah, but neither of them do so well on grass …
See, that’s what I don’t understand. They keep telling me, “So-and-so is better on grass.” I don’t understand that. Seems to me, if someone’s on grass, it’ll be next to impossible for them to win. Y’know, the ball will be flying, and they’ll be all, “Dude, look at the colors”, and boom, out in six. I can’t see how anyone would do better on grass.
Oh, and thanks to Diane and pezpunk!
I don’t think anyone plays well on grass, so it’s best to Just Say No.
Ya gotta love a complete hijack of a thread by the second post.
BTW, heard the one about…What’s the difference between Nazi Carrodo and the Centre Court at Wimbledon ?
A - Centre Court still has a few tufts up the middle.
(Sorry, John. Just too good to miss)
Damnit folks, show some respect! Here you are making tennis jokes, when this thread was started so that we could all go making the exact some points over and over, talking past each other and repeating ourselves in a vain and utterly futile attempt to win the other side over to our point of view.
Damnit, if it takes another five pages or another fifty, we will not be stopped.
Hey, I don’t really watch much tennis, but I brought a sun-hat, a case of Harp and some chips. Mind if I join in?
Don’t mention it, Buddy. Anytime. 
Cranky is right! Dangit people, exhibit some honor! Here you are creating sports cracks, when this conversation was began so that we could continue making the precise same points again and again, speaking around one other and duplicating ourselves in an inefficiant and completely barren exertion to succeed the opposing faction over to our way of thing.
Dangit, if it causes another 5 screens or another 50, we will not be halted.
And dammit, we didn’t get a meltdown! We can’t have a banning without at least one other poster melting down and going out in an insane blaze of glory!
If someone doesn’t do it soon, I’m gonna explode!
Fenris (on the brink)
Ooooooh, Harp. You are now my new best friend.
So what do you guys make of the recent announcement that Venus is allegedly leaving the game? Anyone else think her father is the quintessential “stage mother”?
Glad to oblige! Manhattan is a sour-tempered dipshit who sucks eight kinds of ass. He should be banned immediately and if you disagree, you are a Zotti brown-noser.
How’d I do, how’d I do?
Yeah, and all moderator hats come with a prophylactic reservoir tip to prevent unwanted pregnancies and the transmission of STDs.
Mr. Cynical - Not pissed anymore
Seven kinds! What am I some kind of deve? Eight, indeed.
That’s not gonna happen.
[sub]::twitching eyeball::[/sub]
Everything is fine!
[sub]::head tic flares up::[/sub]
Why would you think otherwise?
[sub]::vein pumping violently in forehead::[/sub]
I believe he’s done this once before–I’m not sure that it carries any more weight now.
Also, I apologize for my profound ignorance about drinking beer for Wimbledon, but I thought it best not to take any chances. Only a few short days ago did I learn that a perfectly good word over this side of the pond has quite an, umm, interesting connotation over there.
Well, you get points for effort, but lose for a lack of:
[li]Vowing never to come back[/li][li]Swearing that the innocence of your online experience has been shattered for all time[/li]or
dissolving into self-pity