I thought I’d announce that for you in a subject line since there might be one or two newbies on the SDMB who might have overlooked one of the multiple posts of yours when you make reference, joke about, or allude to your supposedly large wiener.
Examples? Here and here and here. I only searched for five minutes, I’m sure you can find an assload more if you want to.
Like I said, I was afraid there might be a random soul here or there that might not know about your enormous cock. Thought I’d help them out on what they’re missing. :rolleyes:
Damn, with all these huge cocks around I feel even more inadequate. My girl says it’s fine the way it is, but what she doesn’t know is that I use a strap-on when she’s not looking. Maybe if I just pull on it while I’m in the shower or taking a dump, it might grow or something. What do you think I should do?
You go out of your way to devote an entire thread to my PENIS!?!? You sick bastard!!! Why don’t you devote a thread to the insecurity you have concerning the size of your own penis. Oh whoops! you just basically did that.
Even though you claim to have spent five minutes searching my posts, you probably spent all day searching specifically to find information on my penis! This shows that A you have no life; B you’re too hyper-focused on other’s penises because your genetics left you with a mere toothpick capable of only satisfying little woodland creatures; C you’re wasting BBQ Pit bandwidth; and D you accidentally posted on the Straight Dope MB when you should have posted on the Small Dick MB.
