I somehow doubt that anyone here has anything that can compare to my Alexander the Great ( or as my wife affectionately calls it, The PainStick ). But in case some of these dicks aren’t completely limp, here is the message board that I use to cope with my gargantuan sized cock.
You bastard.
Oh.
My.
God!
2sense, you ran out, rented server space, bought a copy of the vB software and set that up as a joke, right?
Please, please, please tell me that that is a joke.
And mouthbreather:
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Uhhh… poor choice of words.
Yuck.
The question is, were you a mouthbreather when you discovered Silo has a large cock?
Viagra.
[sub]Oh, c’mon, SOMEONE had to do it. Hey, stop throwing things![/sub]
Aww Drain ;), I think neither Coldfire nor I need Viagra.
[sub]OMG!!! I used Coldfire, Viagra, and I in the same sentence!![/sub]^:eek:^
Dear Mouthbreather,
Congratulations! You have posted to the BBQ Pit. Warmest wishes are in order.
Please be advised to check for consistency when you post in the Pit in future. By way of an example, leave us examine your post “Everyone, guess what? SILO has a large PENIS!!” This post is incorrectly formatted. The word “has” has been substituted for the word “is.” Please rectify such errors in future before posting.
Again, thank you for your useless and wholly unnecessary comment.
Sincerely,
Hmm.
Mouthbreather spends 5 minutes searching for Silo’s big penis.
Res Ipsa Loquitor.
:eek:
Clog’ems, I’m a-gonna put that on my quote list (no, you have no choice in the matter!! Booyah!!)
Sheesh, you guys, you still measure your dicks in paltry inches and ::scoff:: centimeters? I measure mine in YARDS!! I call it Stanley, and it spews gallons at a time.
All hail Stanley, the almighty boner!!! Woo!!
Maybe we should all chip in and buy him a magnifying glass?
I’m not touching that one with a ten foot…never mind.
you’re all going to burn in the LAKE OF FIRE for this one.
I’m sorry but with all these claims of large penis size, we are going to have to have a judge and since no one else wants to do it (::tying everyone else’s hands down:: ), I will volunteer my services. Alright, guys, let’s see 'em. Let’s get those pictures taken, scanned and sent to me at evilbeth@hotmail.com. I shall then return and report my findings.
BTW, Ukulele Ike, that was fucking hilarious!
Silo, is this an accurate depiction of your huge cock?
[sub]Sorry, someone had to do it…[/sub]
… So I said, “Yeah, the water’s cold, and it’s deep, too!”
Besides, it ain’t the meat, it’s the motion.
Personally, I view excessively large penises as interesting
to view, but useless to use. I prefer a nice, regular-sized one that’s more mouth-size.
Yeah, and telling other people yours is really big, whenever you get the opportunity, isn’t the action of someone feeling insecure themselves, oh no. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Spoofe, you are an almighty boner.
You are a Grade-A dipshit. An entire thread? You’ve devoted your every other post in MPSIMS about your cock. And I’m the one with insecurities? You are a moron.
Wrong. I ran across your latest post in MPSIMS about you having suck a big schlong that you’d need to fuck a whale, or some 4th grade shit like that. And it reminded me that you do this shit quite often. It is annoying, much like listening to a three year old whine.
A.) If your definition of life is constantly bragging on dick size, little boy, then I sure as hell dont want a pathetic life like yours.
b.) I don’t need to defend my size. My GF is quite happy.
c.) you’re one to talk about wasting bandwith, eh Mastersilo?
d.) see answer B. And 0 points for your attempt at being clever.
I guess the old MM troll wasn’t too far off from your real personality, was it? You’re nothing but a sophomoric piece of shit.
From Jeff Foxworthy