I feel your pain, man. It’s really embarrassing when that happens. Just a word of advice if I may: Drano is not a good idea. 
Hey, what did the guy with the four foot cock have for breakfast?
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Well this morning I had a boiled egg!!!
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D’oh! that should be such.
Please follow up with all of your jokes.
Since the object of this board as a whole is to fight ignorance and determine the truth of the matter…
Aenea? Could you handle a trip to Richmond to determine the truth of this situation? And take what actions may be necessary as a result of your research?
Every other post eh? You need a reality check dumbass, and maybe a sense of humor too. Taking someone’s penis to the pit shows your insecurity about your penis. Your response is so lame I actually printed it out on toilet paper and wiped my ass with it.
It was a joke you fucking idiot. If it bothers you that much why don’t you go fuck yourself. Whoops, I forgot, you’re so small you can’t fuck anything let alone yourself.
If this is the best you can come up with? you are a grade-A ignoramus. Btw, dont is supposed to have one of these: '
I’m glad to hear your pet Gerbil is happy.
At least I can spell bandwidth, loser.
Zero points for your IQ. Like I really took a lot of time in crafting that response, dipshit.
Actually, shithead, I couldn’t help but make a joke out of your thread. You’re reading too much into this you pathetic loser.
You know, this was pretty good:
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Gotta give credit where credit is due.
Allow me to bathe in the fountain of your knowledge.
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Taking someone’s penis to the pit shows my insecurity about my penis.
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I’m illiterate because I had a typo with suck/such, I left out an apostrophe out of don’t, and I mispelled bandwidth.
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My girlfriend is a gerbil.
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My IQ is zero.
How could I possibly debate any of these points? You have, with one impressive post, shut down me down. Ever think of becomming a lawyer? Your arguing skills are impeccable. :rolleyes:
Here you go numbnuts, I’ll spell it out for you, S L OW L Y: You talk about your penis. A lot. You can continue to do so, or you can stop. At this point, either one is fine with me. I called you on the fact that you seem to be spellbound with talking about your dick size. The fact that I called you on it doesn’t mean that I have insecurities about my penis, despite the fact that all that pigshit floating around in your skull tells you otherwise.
You can call me stupid, tell me I have a small penis, tell me that I fuck my pet gerbil, tell me whatever you want to. You’re actually very boring when you try to be insulting.
Concur 
Well you seem spellbound with discussing the fact that you think I’m spellbound about my “dick size.”
:wally
Now go away, your Gerbil needs attended to, I can hear her jumping up and down in her cardboard box.
Are there other centimeters than the metric kind?
Actually, its the bends in the pipe that get me…
And since it seems to be the thing to do, here is my picture.
All Hail weirddave…
I’m Spellbound? No, I think not. I only brought it up (for the first and last time)in this thread. You have a fixation with your crotch.
I don’t actually expect to get a real response from you, I expect some tangential insult. Thats all you seem to be capable of, as you have not yet once addressed my point. If you come back with some lame post about me fucking a gerbil or the like, I won’t bother responding. You can dodge the question and claim victory. You seem to be quite good at it so far.
So, one last attempt here. Why the fixation?
[sub]BTW, weirddave, too funny.[/sub]
weirddave, you are now the funniest fuckin’ fucker on the board. (Hey, it’s the Pit, gratuitous “fuck”-ing is a requirement.) That picture is hilarious! Oh wait, excuse me…that picture was fuckin’ hilarious!
My only comment on the “meat” (heh heh) of this thread: Penis talk is boring, whether it’s bragging about size or attacking someone by calling them “toothpick dick.” We’re not 14 anymore, folks; insulting cock size is not the Supreme Offensive. Take it to email, man, y’all are boring.
(except for the big dick jokes…heheh. Hamadryad told me this one: "My dick is so big, movie theater popcorn now comes in four sizes–small, medium, large, and my dick --Drew Carey.)
This has got to be the lamest Pit thread this side of “Peeing in the shower”.
Damn, Mouthbreather, some people like to make dick jokes. Big fuckin’ deal. Move on! There are other things to whine about! Like the unreasonably high cost of extra-extra-extra-extra-large condoms, for one.
well, weirddave, if I wake up with night terrors, it’s ALL YOUR FAULT!!
<wondering WHY I chose to read this thread… uh, oh yeah…>
Ha!
Well Polycarp, it’s not like he didn’t have the chance to back up his big mouth at least once. As you all know, when proof of his ceasless stupid prattle was demanded, he quickly declined.
Make no mistake, despite his lame-o protests, when he was called on his shit, he could not back it up. He’s a 21 year old kid, who talks big on the net, and is an aggressive driver in his truck (just ask him, he does), but IRL he’s not so bad ass. At all.
That’s about as nice as I can say it Silo.
Oh my, this is great. I can’t stop laughing, thinking of tractor-feed toilet paper…
and I’m not especially eager to see anyone’s penis. Big, small, fat, thin, bald, hairy, normal, Circus-freakish, gold, silver, or bronzed, quiet, throbbing, or undulating - whatever. So count me out.
I don’t drive a truck, aenea.
You know, you’re the second person I met IRL over the Internet. First you lightly insulted me(–which I understood your premise in doing so at the time), then you asked me to show you my dick. I’m sorry, but that seemed a bit weird at, and I wasn’t really quite sure why you wanted to see it. You blurted out that you were married too, to be honest I was giving thought to considering it until you said that. Sorry I’m not that extroverted that I’d whip out my dick in public, or in private, with someone I don’t know at all and apon first impression seems rather astranged. I seriously doubt a single male on this board would have taken you up on your offer in that exact situation.
But hey, we’ll prolly cross paths at a future dopefest sometime. I’ll leave it at that.