<Silo takes a “high-pressure water hose” and blasts it at silverfire!> take that beeatch! 
:screech-owl puts on fuzzy wool slippers and shuffles across the rug:
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:sneaks ******* up behind silo and ******* reaches index finger ******* towards the ******* back of the neck…
ever…*******
so…*******
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ZOT!!!
:runs off cackling gleefully into the safety of a whole 'nuther thread in GQ:
Duke hangs Silo from the ceiling so his head’s in a bucket of liquid cow shit, smears toothpaste on his penis and capsicum oil on his testicles (yes, Duke is wearing extra-strength rubber gloves for this procedure) and throws fire ants on the rest of his body!
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
:sneaks back into thread:
:grabs Duke, locks him in a small room with nothing but old “Reader’s Digests” and continuous loop tapes of “Pia Zadora’s Greatest Hits, including ‘MacArthur Park’ and ‘The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald’.”
Bad Duke. Wicked, naughty, evil Duke.
:releases Silo and cleans him up:
Poor baby. Got capiscum oil in my eye once.
:shudders at the memory:
:returns to GQ board:
Silo, you want me don’t you? This kindergarten flirting technique that you have isn’t working, though. You can’t pull my pigtails and expect me to want you. I want men, not boys.
::kicks Silo in the face::
Torture? click the in my sig. I dare you.
Wow Silver… Leave the man some dignity. And why is everyone torturing silo? Oh well.
::Makes Silo watch nothing but “the presidential crisis” 24 hours a day for a week::
Hehehe… 
Anyway, I’m torturing him because, well, he started it.
ties up and gags gunslinger, cuts off the end of gunslingers penis, sprays it with anticlotting agent and gets trained rabid monkeys to masturbate him
DO NOT write “Do not” in front of anything, then draw attention to it. Because some moron is gonna click on it and…
I HATE GUNSLINGER!!!
ughhhh!
I don’t know, I thought that site was pretty fun. I’ve seen quite a few of them though. At least 6 different ones. 
Hey, I would actually enjoy that kind of torture.
Haha, no one can get me!!
kicks Silo in the shins with a pointy boot
But you’ve never had men or boys, and you’re from Minnesota, lol, how could I want you, Bwahahahah!
Clamps Duke’s struggling body to a table and slowly feeds his left hand through a meat-slicer.
Gunslinger, that was nothing. I just kept clicking and clicking and didn’t bat an eyelash.
I mean, really, expecting an intelligent response from Silo is like expecting a snow storm in Mexico. It just isn’t going to happen.
Is that the bast you can do?
:Silo throws rotten fruit at slvr:
No, but it’s still early.
::stabs Silo in the eye with a dinner fork::
<Ties Welfy to a chair, sits down in front of him, and stares, without blinking, constantly>
Not torture, you say? You can just ignore it, you say?
<Slowly…ever so slowly…reaches out one finger toward’s Welfy’s face, letting it hover there for a very long time>
Can still take it? Well…
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Bring it, bizzotch.
<Trips screech-owl in her slippers>