Blech. The REAL Simpsons already did that–it was called “22 Short Films about Springfield” and it was quite possibly the best Simpsons episode ever.
Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it’s the little differences.
Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at McDonald’s you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don’t call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hm. They call ‘em, “shakes.”
Eddie: Huh, shakes. You don’t know what you’re gettin’.
Does it seem to weird to anyone else that a Simpson’s thread sat around for three days and only got one response? You Dopers are a capricious bunch, aren’t you?