Okay all single and married Doper’s let’s go to Vegas
I am single, not looking 
Whatever you want it to be.
37, single and happy to remain so. Like Eve, a contented spinster
Catrandom
Yeah right TC, we know you better than that!
The poster that I find kinda cute is…neurotrashgrrl. Yeah, I know she is a lesbo. I got a lezzie to take a walk on the wild side with me once and I don’t think lightning is gonna strike twice–if ya get my drift. She is probably going to kick my ass now. 
::looking around::
Silo,
If I was looking, I would make an effort to get out of the house more.
My last relationship was a farked up mess, not in the mood or mode to get into the relationship thing.
Therefore, I am not looking
::pokes head in timidly:: Um. Single. Female. 25 next month. Independence, Missouri. Hardly used, still under warranty.
You might have heard of my second cousin, Lawn Gnome. I’m better-looking, though.
I’m extremely singular. But I’m also exceedingly distant from any of you folk.
30, Male, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
Just checking in…I’m very single, and have been since I got to college, mainly by choice. All the guys my age in this small college town are alcoholic sex fiends. Well, that describes guys everywhere, but these guys are like that ALL the time.
Female (ahem…beautiful hag…ahem), newly 19 (Sunday was my birthday!), Baltimore/Frostburg, MD.
Also nearly new, still under warrenty. And I am going to be a rich lawyer someday (but not a bitch, forget my sig line!)
And since I’m 19, of course I’m looking. I’m 19!
I must say, I have a crush on Omniscient ever since I saw his pic on the SDMB Men page. Shhhh.
Techchick, i’m not in the mood for a SERIOUS relationship right now either, my last one was a doozy too. I just like to have fun…single fun. I wish your “world wide” doper meeting was in the middle of August, then I could for sure say “yes i’m coming.” Currently I dunno if i’ll go, but if there are a LOT of people that are gonna be there(like a hundred or more), i’ll most likely show.
Happy 19th B-day Nacho. Maybe Omni will show ya his bum 19 times. heh
Fine. Yes, I am single. Yes, I have always been single, for my entire 23 years (except for that one time when I almost wasn’t, but nevermind that…). And yes, I will probably remain single, whether I like it or not (hint for the obtuse: not). Am I looking? Well, even when I try to convince myself that I’m not, I really am… so, yes. Looking in vain, no doubt, but hey, my hormones are just as insistent as the next guy’s.
Nacho4Sara… if you only lived closer, perhaps we could find a mutually beneficial solution to our similar problems… too bad I’m stuck here in the barren flatness of Illinois. Sigh…
–Calredic
GL, you could always go look up that friend of mine in Melbourne!
I really wish I could make that Vegas trip, but I won’t have enough vacation time saved up. 
Well, it’s true. I’ve been holding out on you. Yup, flup is single
{sounds of shock and even disbelief, indeed, some of disgust at all womankind arise from fellow dopers}
Fellow doper (possibly democritus): Egads! Not you flup!!
flup: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH yeah.
Babar714: I’ll do ya flup.
flup: um… sure?
Esprix: Aren’t you gay?
flupster: No. No I amn’t. I thought once that perhaps gay was the solution, but tits are just too damn cool. Agreed gentlemens?
For a picture or 8, I can be seen on http://www.tt3.org but I don’t know how to make a link in my reply, so you’ll have to type it all by yer lonesome (I’m the one wearing oven mitts).
Well, it’s true. I’ve been holding out on you. Yup, flup is single
{sounds of shock and even disbelief, indeed, some of disgust at all womankind arise from fellow dopers}
Fellow doper (possibly democritus): Egads! Not you flup!!
flup: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH yeah.
Babar714: I’ll do ya flup.
flup: um… sure?
Esprix: Aren’t you gay?
flupster: No. No I amn’t. I thought once that perhaps gay was the solution, but tits are just too damn cool. Agreed gentlemens?
For a picture or 8, I can be seen on http://www.tt3.org but I don’t know how to make a link in my reply, so you’ll have to type it all by yer lonesome (I’m the one wearing oven mitts).
Here’s a bump, singles style.
Well, alright, I’m single, but I doubt it makes a difference because I’m probably also the youngest member of this board (you petafiles!)
Just thought you might want to know there’s a perfectly available 13 year old out here in goold ol’ Boston (Pak the ca in avad yad)
Single male and have given up! There’s not much hope when you’re a Smeghead. <Sniff>
Oh, Calredic, I’m sorry you are so far away. Maybe you can come visit me, ahem, the Baltimore/DC dopers sometime.
Here’s a pic of me for everyone who is interested:
http://www.fsu.umd.edu/admin/lc/fall00/rebel/pics/rrhr3.jpg
I’m the one second from the left, next to the girl with her head down. I apologize for laughing like I just won the Special Olympics, but hey. At least I’m having a good hair day.
By the way, today was my last day of college! Well, not forever, but I took my last two finals and made the 3-hour trek home to Baltimore. It feels good to be back!
I am a very single roo.
Whoa, Nacho4Sara… I may just have to find an excuse to get out to Baltimore sometime. You’re quite the cutie! The guys in Baltimore must not be very bright, or have very good vision, if you’re hard up for companionship…
–Calredic