I used to own a book called ‘The Slanguage of Sex’. Used to. Now I can’t find the damned dog-eared thing, so I thought you might like to join me in creating our very own right here, right now? I’ll begin with this entrant (God’s honest, this is an actual word… I’m think of changing my iD) :-
Gowhunk - One who indulges in the act of sniffing vacated women’s bicycle seats
Did you want slang or real words? Slang words can be so much fun. How about purple-headed yogurt spitter?
Chubby chaser: one who is sexually attracted to overly obese women.
Poony.
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Poony.
This is a special poem, about poonies. I enjoy spelunking in poonies. I enjoy dining out at my local poonies. Traveling to explor forign poonies has always been great fun, and quite rewarding. But home-grown poony is always nice, if not exotic. I never turn down a nice helping of poony-juice. Who doesn’t like petting a poony?
Give us this day our daily poony.
Patrick “Poony” Irelan
as in poontang? in Da Nang?
i’ve just remembered another from my lost book [sorrow]…
To Huffle (aka to Bagpipe) -
The act of placing one’s partners penis in your armpit, and pumping until he’s spent.
Diclaimer:- I have NEVER been to Da Nang.