High-Tech Condom Ring Coming Out To Measure Boink Performance
Not for me. No way am I risking someone hacking my dick!
As is(hopefully) the person wearing it?
I assume the data is displayed on a… ummm… spread sheet?
Oh god, just what we need, more guys believing sex is a sport with objective number measurements that they can “win,” like length (who cares about length?) and the uber-annoying, self-glorifying and clueless questions about female orgasms, “Did you come yet? I’m going to make you come. How many times did you come? Huh? Huh? Huh?”
IMO, the only measurement that says if you were good or not is your partner’s level of enthusiasm to do it again. Amirite?
Indeed, the only measure of success in life, in all aspects, is the amount of repeat business one gets.