"Smart Condom" to measure sex parameters

Actually, a “smart cock ring”, apparently, but I guess that’s harder to put in a headline. They think it’ll go for $75

I suspect these will sell for bragging rights. And we’ll see lots of people hacking the website to up their stats.

“sense” STDs?

Like a tingly spidey sense?

So, a “fuck-foot” is now going to be an actual unit (heh) of measure? I give up.

Sounds simple to me; what don’t you get about it?

I knew you’d swoop by!:smiley:

Can it be worn in the ass?

“eight hours of juice after a single hour of being plugged in”

Damn, there’s no way I’ll be measuring up to that statistic.

I just invented an app that allows the user to provide alternative results.

Sorry, already posted on this in the other thread.

“Statistics are tracked via an i.Con app.”

Ah yes, the Bone Phone.

I put this on and it wouldn’t stop laughing. :frowning:

Those of us who use metric get the “fuck-metre”, which is a much more impressive unit of measurement.

$75? Screw that.

This could redefine the meaning of ‘furlongs per fortnight’…